1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:06,500 ♪ 2 00:00:19,699 --> 00:00:20,699 Oh 3 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:45,000 ♪ 4 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:04,000 ♪ 5 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:06,260 You getting a good look up there? 6 00:01:08,629 --> 00:01:10,730 -What? -You were checking out my ass. 7 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,670 Uh, I wasn't... 8 00:01:13,670 --> 00:01:15,209 You're in my econ class, right? 9 00:01:16,789 --> 00:01:18,810 I'm gonna tell everyone what a creep you are. 10 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:20,030 No. 11 00:01:20,349 --> 00:01:21,349 Dick? 12 00:01:21,609 --> 00:01:22,609 No. 13 00:01:23,189 --> 00:01:24,510 No, no, I... 14 00:01:25,329 --> 00:01:27,609 What the heck is wrong with you? 15 00:01:28,010 --> 00:01:29,069 Ah, dickhead! 16 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,060 Well, what's up, dickface? 17 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:47,500 Look, I'm heading to Econ class. 18 00:01:47,939 --> 00:01:50,859 I'm telling you, blow it off, you big nerd. 19 00:01:51,079 --> 00:01:52,379 Spend the afternoon with me and Lori. 20 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,680 Lori's my mom. 21 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,280 Dude, and I can't miss Econ again. 22 00:01:55,299 --> 00:01:56,799 It's the only professor I have that takes attendance. 23 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,599 Dude, stop calling my mom Lori. 24 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,680 Relax. 25 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,680 I'm almost there. 26 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:02,780 She's single. 27 00:02:02,859 --> 00:02:03,859 I'm allowed. 28 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,539 That's my mom. 29 00:02:05,719 --> 00:02:06,719 What? 30 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:07,780 We're in college now. 31 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:11,939 I am now officially one year older than she was when she birthed you. 32 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,520 You don't call adults you've known your entire life by their first name. 33 00:02:16,699 --> 00:02:20,500 It's that lack of sophistication that's keeping you from getting laid, Brandon. 34 00:02:21,379 --> 00:02:23,199 Look, dude, I'm heading to Econ class now. 35 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,579 Just go get the booze and don't talk to my mom. 36 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:27,539 Please, Anthony, I'm asking. 37 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,819 Just focus, man. We need to get the booze for tonight's party. 38 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:31,759 Okay. 39 00:02:31,759 --> 00:02:33,079 I am here. 40 00:02:33,479 --> 00:02:35,240 I will tell Lori you said hello. 41 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,240 Cool. 42 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,719 -Yes. -I'll talk to you later. 43 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,840 Later. 44 00:02:47,169 --> 00:02:48,169 Hey! 45 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:49,969 Hi, Anthony. 46 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,370 This is Murphy. 47 00:02:51,549 --> 00:02:52,549 Where's Brandon? 48 00:02:52,549 --> 00:02:55,549 Uh, Brandon is at Econ class. 49 00:02:56,090 --> 00:03:00,250 And he wanted me to pick up a few things in the garage. 50 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:02,389 Yeah, come in. 51 00:03:02,469 --> 00:03:03,549 Okay, cool. 52 00:03:08,269 --> 00:03:09,269 That's your mom. 53 00:03:09,349 --> 00:03:10,870 I heard what happened. 54 00:03:10,949 --> 00:03:11,949 Is she all right? 55 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:15,569 Oh, yeah, yeah, she's fine. 56 00:03:15,789 --> 00:03:16,789 She's cool. 57 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:22,789 She just moved into her new place and she's just enjoying her new freedom. 58 00:03:23,689 --> 00:03:24,689 I bet. 59 00:03:25,569 --> 00:03:28,129 Well, I'm gonna be seeing Holly tonight. 60 00:03:29,269 --> 00:03:32,090 She just needs to get over that loneliness. 61 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,129 That's all. 62 00:03:42,819 --> 00:03:44,580 -Yeah. -You know where the garage is. 63 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:15,000 ♪ 64 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:20,250 ♪ 65 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:25,500 ♪ 66 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:28,000 ♪ 67 00:04:28,149 --> 00:04:30,069 I'm taking off Mrs. Murphy 68 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,000 -Oh my! -I'm sorry! 69 00:04:34,159 --> 00:04:35,159 I'm sorry! 70 00:04:35,159 --> 00:04:36,159 My towel! 71 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:39,019 Mrs. Murphy! 72 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:48,750 We'll be right back. 73 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:52,860 How you doin' 74 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,120 Where is he? 75 00:05:07,459 --> 00:05:09,019 The party started ages ago. 76 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,139 I don't know. He should be back by now, though. 77 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,279 This sucks. We can't dominate this game properly with three of us. 78 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,860 Yeah, well, if we have beer, we can gain access to the party. 79 00:05:17,399 --> 00:05:20,279 If we gain access to the party, we gain access to the pussy. 80 00:05:21,039 --> 00:05:22,039 Hey, contract right. 81 00:05:22,139 --> 00:05:23,139 Frag out. 82 00:05:24,899 --> 00:05:27,060 I don't know if you guys are gonna get anywhere at this party. 83 00:05:27,259 --> 00:05:29,279 -Yeah, we'll... -24! -Come on! 84 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,620 Oh, whatever. 85 00:05:31,479 --> 00:05:33,159 Ross and I here read a book the other day. 86 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,699 Oh, yeah, it was pretty good stuff. 87 00:05:34,699 --> 00:05:36,620 It was called The Mystery Method. 88 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,439 We are gonna get laid tonight, that's for sure. 89 00:05:39,579 --> 00:05:41,259 Hey, skinny in the window, take him out on the right. 90 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:42,959 Mystery Method. 91 00:05:43,179 --> 00:05:44,179 Does that work? 92 00:05:44,479 --> 00:05:45,479 Contact front! 93 00:05:45,899 --> 00:05:47,379 That's pretty despicable stuff. 94 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:48,519 Doesn't go with my game. 95 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:49,599 Hey, Brandon, cover my six. 96 00:05:49,779 --> 00:05:50,779 Ah! 97 00:05:50,779 --> 00:05:51,779 Oh, dammit! 98 00:05:52,239 --> 00:05:53,239 Whatever. 99 00:05:53,679 --> 00:05:56,279 I tell you what, all I know is that it works a 100 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,719 hell of a lot better if they are drunk.-ha-ha! 101 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:00,759 Oh-ho! 102 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:01,939 Take that, noob! 103 00:06:03,219 --> 00:06:05,519 Hey, about time, Mr. Sloan. 104 00:06:05,519 --> 00:06:06,519 What happened? 105 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,300 I'm just... 106 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,400 I'm just... 107 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:19,879 traffic 108 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:24,960 -Yes. -You already opened it? 109 00:06:25,699 --> 00:06:26,699 What's in the box? 110 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,180 Your camera gear. 111 00:06:28,259 --> 00:06:29,259 Camera's cool. 112 00:06:29,259 --> 00:06:32,819 That'll be good for later on tonight when I land a freshman spinner on my dick. 113 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,120 Whoo! 114 00:06:36,359 --> 00:06:37,519 No, you'll just break it. 115 00:06:37,699 --> 00:06:38,759 Why did you just get us in here? 116 00:06:38,779 --> 00:06:39,779 Because of him. 117 00:06:40,139 --> 00:06:42,039 The douchebag next door would have taken him. 118 00:06:42,139 --> 00:06:43,539 Okay, nerds, enough tech talk. 119 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:45,339 Let's go get our sex on, eh? 120 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,080 Philosophy major, eh? 121 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,680 What are you going to do with that? 122 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,439 Contemplate for hours about what a shitty 123 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:54,160 idea it was to become a philosophy major? 124 00:06:54,780 --> 00:06:55,780 Yeah. 125 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,260 He just broke up with you? 126 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:02,580 I'm so sorry to hear that. 127 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:04,760 Oh no. 128 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:06,800 Randy is so mean. 129 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:11,000 You're so sweet for listening to me. 130 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,640 Thanks. 131 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,120 Randy? 132 00:07:22,649 --> 00:07:24,129 I'm so glad I found you! 133 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:26,789 I'm so sorry, I was such a jerk earlier. 134 00:07:26,969 --> 00:07:27,969 Can you forgive me? 135 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,050 and yeah. 136 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:43,449 I was like in the middle of the jungle, like in 137 00:07:43,449 --> 00:07:45,470 Thailand, and I was like waiting for elephants. 138 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:59,000 ♪ 139 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:04,250 ♪ 140 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:09,500 ♪ 141 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:14,750 ♪ 142 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:16,850 Hello. 143 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:21,350 Okay, I'm gonna go. 144 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,180 Good luck, huh, buddy? 145 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:27,560 Yeah. 146 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Kinda night, I guess. 147 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:34,469 Well, I'm going to the mirror. 148 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:35,709 Thanks, Chad. 149 00:08:44,129 --> 00:08:46,050 God, why is it at all these parties 150 00:08:46,050 --> 00:08:48,670 everyone just drinks all the crappy domestic beer? 151 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:51,870 How's this? 152 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:56,370 That's a good start. 153 00:08:57,590 --> 00:09:00,710 A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. 154 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:03,929 Well, okay there, Mr. Blake. 155 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:05,549 I'm impressed. 156 00:09:06,549 --> 00:09:09,029 With your choice of microbrews, that is. 157 00:09:09,629 --> 00:09:10,629 I'm Brandon. 158 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:11,830 Alex. 159 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:18,149 So Alex, you're from around here, are you? 160 00:09:19,409 --> 00:09:20,409 Wow. 161 00:09:20,590 --> 00:09:21,590 Really? 162 00:09:21,590 --> 00:09:22,590 I'm sorry, that was lame. 163 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:25,210 No, Brandon, I'm not from around here. 164 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:27,070 I'm from across campus. 165 00:09:30,159 --> 00:09:31,159 That's a new pattern. 166 00:09:31,219 --> 00:09:32,219 Wow, look at that. 167 00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:33,599 Oh, thanks. 168 00:09:33,799 --> 00:09:34,799 I made it myself. 169 00:09:35,219 --> 00:09:36,879 -Really? -Yeah. -That's awesome. 170 00:09:37,019 --> 00:09:38,019 Thank you. 171 00:09:38,159 --> 00:09:39,159 Hey! 172 00:09:40,519 --> 00:09:43,039 Nothing but this gay microbrew crap. 173 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,240 Where's my butt? 174 00:09:55,049 --> 00:09:57,769 Must be tough to live life as a cliché. 175 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,370 Oh, my God. 176 00:10:01,089 --> 00:10:02,969 Uh, huh, yeah. 177 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:07,189 Uh, I think you might want to... 178 00:10:07,809 --> 00:10:10,149 Come on, that is such a weak move. 179 00:10:10,229 --> 00:10:11,349 You can do better than that. 180 00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:13,389 You know, I'm just... 181 00:10:13,949 --> 00:10:19,129 So, Brandon, um, how did you become such a connoisseur of beer? 182 00:10:19,169 --> 00:10:20,169 Huh? 183 00:10:20,169 --> 00:10:21,409 And generic pick-up lines. 184 00:10:21,629 --> 00:10:22,629 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 185 00:10:22,629 --> 00:10:26,649 Uh, I watch a lot of tits, titles, uh, movies. 186 00:10:27,069 --> 00:10:30,469 Yeah, like, no, uh, more books than anything. 187 00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:32,809 A lot of stuff in them that... 188 00:10:32,809 --> 00:10:34,569 -It helps. -It helps me. -Oh, cool. 189 00:10:34,649 --> 00:10:35,649 Yeah. 190 00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:38,909 So, um, do you go to school here? 191 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:41,069 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you nailed it. 192 00:10:41,269 --> 00:10:42,689 -That's... -I'm here. -I do it. 193 00:10:43,129 --> 00:10:44,129 Yeah, I'm an econ major. 194 00:10:44,329 --> 00:10:45,929 Uh, economics, same thing. 195 00:10:46,429 --> 00:10:47,729 You know, it's a smaller word. 196 00:10:47,829 --> 00:10:48,829 It's loud in here. 197 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:49,949 Yeah, wow. 198 00:10:50,029 --> 00:10:51,029 I was thinking... 199 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:53,309 I was thinking that, too, because I can't... 200 00:10:53,309 --> 00:10:57,109 Did you say something? I hear you, but I don't know, uh... 201 00:10:57,109 --> 00:10:58,269 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 202 00:10:58,709 --> 00:10:59,990 I got a credit card in my name. 203 00:11:00,069 --> 00:11:01,069 Of course. 204 00:11:01,069 --> 00:11:03,730 -What? -Huh? -I said, are you okay? 205 00:11:04,049 --> 00:11:05,049 Yeah. 206 00:11:05,609 --> 00:11:07,069 Hey, Brando, how's it going? 207 00:11:08,069 --> 00:11:09,669 Hey, your tit's hanging out. 208 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,569 Is that what you were looking at? 209 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,629 Oh, you dog, you. 210 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:13,730 Come on, I'm in five. 211 00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:15,209 No, I wasn't. I was trying to tell you that. 212 00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:16,309 Dick. 213 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:18,969 Oh. 214 00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:21,309 -Just... -Come on, man. -Such an asshole. 215 00:11:25,509 --> 00:11:26,950 All right, bitches! 216 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:28,610 Party on the roof! 217 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,200 We're all single by a lot of ways. 218 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,039 Don't push, don't shout, don't fight. 219 00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:38,250 Sweet friend of mine here. 220 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:42,810 -Yeah! -Woo! -Not so fast there, broski. 221 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,210 We're having a little private soiree tonight, amigos. 222 00:11:47,129 --> 00:11:48,129 Are you kidding me? 223 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:51,909 Well, I can check to see if you gentlemen are on the guest list. 224 00:11:52,409 --> 00:11:53,409 Hey, Wyatt. 225 00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:56,610 Yeah? Are our favorite freshmen here on the guest list? 226 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:57,649 Oh, these knobheads? 227 00:11:58,149 --> 00:12:00,769 Oh, hell no. 228 00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:02,029 People are trying to get laid here tonight. 229 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:05,009 Oh, looks like you guys aren't on the list. 230 00:12:05,009 --> 00:12:08,570 But you have fun tonight jerking off on each other. 231 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,010 Ha, ha, ha. 232 00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:11,670 On your way now. 233 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,330 Awesome. 234 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:14,789 That was just perfect. 235 00:12:16,129 --> 00:12:17,129 Hey, guys. 236 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:18,610 I got an idea. 237 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,710 Why don't we all hang out together tonight 238 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:23,930 and talk about how much pussy we don't get, yeah? 239 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,210 Whoa. 240 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:26,649 Hey, Randy, you should check this out. 241 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:27,889 This guy's going to town. 242 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,450 Oh, really? 243 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,950 -Oh, look at that. -Going to town. 244 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,590 -Whoa! -Breaking news. 245 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:38,289 Blue freshman with a shaved box getting railed by a frat meathead. 246 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:39,430 Is that too red? 247 00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:40,649 No, it's a blonde. 248 00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:43,590 Oh, a dirty, dirty blonde. 249 00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:46,430 I'm pretty sure she's in my physics class. 250 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:49,389 I'm pretty sure she's not walking to class tomorrow. 251 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:50,610 You know what? 252 00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:52,629 Screw it. Let's just hang out tonight, guys. 253 00:12:52,950 --> 00:12:54,889 Three bottles of premium whiskey here. 254 00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:56,529 We can drink. 255 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,810 We can do whatever. 256 00:12:58,289 --> 00:12:59,810 All right, peckerheads. 257 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:01,210 We need booze. 258 00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:03,370 We hear you faggots have a stash. 259 00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:04,690 We don't have any. 260 00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:06,210 Jackpot. 261 00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:07,690 Come on. 262 00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,509 You can't take that. 263 00:13:09,649 --> 00:13:10,649 What did you say, tame boy? 264 00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:12,129 Uh... 265 00:13:15,049 --> 00:13:17,029 I said... 266 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:23,439 You know, I would have thrown you boys in the 267 00:13:23,439 --> 00:13:27,259 recycling bin but I don't think they recycle pussy weirdos. 268 00:13:34,009 --> 00:13:35,529 Ah, fuck, man! 269 00:13:35,629 --> 00:13:36,670 I'm tired of this shit! 270 00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:38,389 -Fuck! -God, hey. 271 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,570 Ah! 272 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:42,090 Let's go to my mom's guest house. 273 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,610 -Fuck! -Come on, man. 274 00:13:44,529 --> 00:13:46,590 Hey, guys, I found a burger over here. 275 00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:47,610 Anyone want some? 276 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:48,610 Oh, you're disgusting. 277 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:49,750 Oh. 278 00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:57,779 All those stupid guys at that party. 279 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:01,139 You know, silly frat jerks and their silly little girlfriends. 280 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,159 Don't know a real man when they see one. 281 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,340 Well, the blonde in Brent's room is going to be enjoying herself. 282 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,480 You'd be shocked, dude. 283 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,080 Shocked. 284 00:14:11,259 --> 00:14:12,259 Oh, crap, dude. 285 00:14:12,279 --> 00:14:14,299 Oh, man, I forgot it's ladies' night. 286 00:14:14,659 --> 00:14:15,879 Oh, that sounds good. 287 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,159 Well, that's fine, because you're going to be going out, right? 288 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:19,559 I think so. 289 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,179 Your mom is going to be showing my mom what it's like to be single again. 290 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,820 This is going to be awesome. 291 00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:26,559 We're going to get so much pussy. 292 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,179 What are you talking about? 293 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,100 Nails! 294 00:14:31,299 --> 00:14:32,419 Think about it, all right? 295 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:35,500 They're probably lonely, drinking a little wine, talking about how 296 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:41,340 much men suck, and that's when we'll roll in there and satisfy their needs. 297 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:46,159 Man, this is going to be amazing. 298 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:48,080 Hey, stand up there. 299 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:50,600 You're not betting on my mom. 300 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,159 What? What? What are you guys betting on? 301 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:59,019 We're betting on who's going to bag the most milfs by the end of the year. 302 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,399 What? 303 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,039 Oh, yeah. 304 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,919 Anthony, I really wish you would have called. 305 00:15:07,399 --> 00:15:08,399 Mom? 306 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,429 What the hell is going on here? 307 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,560 Nothing. 308 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,400 All right, nothing. 309 00:15:19,879 --> 00:15:20,879 Nice whip. 310 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,540 What is this, a lesbo sesh? 311 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,340 -What? -You're a lesbian. 312 00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:25,759 No. 313 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:26,759 A ruffle. 314 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200 Mom? 315 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,220 Nice. 316 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:30,340 Nice whip. 317 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,340 Oh, what? 318 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,520 Hi, boys. 319 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,200 Look, um, this is a passion party. 320 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 321 00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:42,000 This is awesome. 322 00:15:42,259 --> 00:15:43,379 It's a passion party. 323 00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:44,860 -It's a passion party. -This is gross. 324 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,500 We can leave. 325 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,420 -No. -No, Anthony, this is my time. 326 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:52,900 Mom, you got blue stringy things on your boobies. 327 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,600 I know, OK? 328 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,640 I know. I know this looks bad, all right? 329 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,680 I'm not going to lie. 330 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,060 But it's not. 331 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,600 Mm-mm. 332 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:02,620 Mm-mm. 333 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,759 -No. -No. 334 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:05,940 Come on. 335 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,759 -Guys. -Oh, Anthony, grow up. 336 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:09,060 Uh-uh. 337 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,320 -Mm-mm. -Anthony! -Go. 338 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,160 Go. 339 00:16:12,259 --> 00:16:13,259 Go. 340 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,420 We're staying in the guesthouse. 341 00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:26,639 Dude, that was intense. 342 00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:28,439 I'm so jealous, man. 343 00:16:28,659 --> 00:16:29,659 I just feel dirty. 344 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:32,479 I just want that out of my head. 345 00:16:32,719 --> 00:16:33,719 Like, I, wow. 346 00:16:34,339 --> 00:16:35,339 No. 347 00:16:36,179 --> 00:16:37,179 Wow. 348 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,600 I saw your mom naked today. 349 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,540 What? 350 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,560 Cool. 351 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,100 When I went to get the hooch. 352 00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:47,519 What, bushing everything? 353 00:16:47,779 --> 00:16:48,779 Shut up, guys. 354 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:50,560 -Shut. -No, he's right. 355 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:51,879 Bushing everything. 356 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,779 But she shaves, though. 357 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:57,320 Like it looks like a runway, but it goes straight up her... 358 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,320 Never mind. 359 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:00,540 Oh, my God. 360 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,860 This isn't gonna make things weird between us, is it? 361 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,920 I don't know. 362 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:06,620 Damn, man. 363 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:09,380 I'm just finding out all kinds of weird things about my mom today. 364 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,480 This is nuts. 365 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:14,140 Brandon, I will do anything you want to make it up to you. 366 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,700 Anything you want. 367 00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:17,279 How do we even get past something like this? 368 00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:20,059 I don't... I just want you to forget about it, please. 369 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,779 Just pretend like it never happened, please. 370 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:22,839 No, dude. 371 00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:24,299 Don't you get it? 372 00:17:24,299 --> 00:17:26,440 This is gonna make things so weird between us. 373 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,539 It's not gonna seem like anything right now, but 374 00:17:28,539 --> 00:17:29,940 eventually it's just gonna eat her, her 375 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:32,299 friendship, and all I'm gonna have left is Nate and Ross. 376 00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:34,360 Hey, come on. 377 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,000 Dude, I will do anything you want, man. 378 00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:40,480 I will be your non-gay servant for the rest of the year. 379 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,980 That just seems like it'll be weird. 380 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,339 I wouldn't... 381 00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:46,079 Okay, okay, okay, okay, fine. 382 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,339 Just pawn me off to the Wander Twins. 383 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,620 It's for the best. 384 00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:50,759 Fair is fair. 385 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:51,799 It has to happen. 386 00:17:54,099 --> 00:17:55,900 I just need some air, dude. 387 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Don't go. 388 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,360 I love you, man. 389 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:10,500 ♪ 390 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:47,470 Hi, Brandon. 391 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,230 Hi, Mrs. Race. 392 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,040 Mrs. Reese? 393 00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:09,290 You're a man now, Brandon. 394 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:15,000 ♪ 395 00:19:15,849 --> 00:19:17,829 And boy, how you have grown. 396 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Oh, my God. 397 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,299 Dude. 398 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,720 Yeah. 399 00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:38,839 Amigo. 400 00:19:38,839 --> 00:19:39,960 -Oh, God. -One more time. 401 00:19:40,819 --> 00:19:41,819 Just like that. 402 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:42,980 -It's good. -Dude. 403 00:19:44,799 --> 00:19:45,819 I'm right here. 404 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:49,400 You gotta, you gotta do that on your own time. 405 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,299 I wasn't doing anything, man. 406 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,440 It's cool. 407 00:19:52,519 --> 00:19:54,160 I rub one on when you're asleep, too. 408 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:55,420 It's cool. 409 00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:00,219 No. 410 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,980 Oh, what happened last night? 411 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,579 You got drunk and passed out. 412 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,720 You did. 413 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:14,720 Who drove uh Ross yeah, yeah, 414 00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:15,660 he's the ones didn't drink. 415 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,350 Thank God cuz we were all shit hosed 416 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:24,680 Buddy buddy buddy You and 417 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:30,100 me Bright spot rubbing my 418 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,680 tree I'm hungry. 419 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:34,220 It sounds great. 420 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:35,600 We're all bad your tree. 421 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:36,820 We're all bad. 422 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,980 I stuck Rubbing 423 00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:42,559 Look, I can't find it. 424 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,399 My wallet and my phone, dude. 425 00:20:46,399 --> 00:20:47,980 I feel naked without it. 426 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:52,559 Well, I don't have mine either, and... 427 00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:54,899 Dude, we have to go to my mom's house. 428 00:20:55,139 --> 00:20:56,220 -What? -Wait a minute. 429 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,220 We don't need to do that. 430 00:20:57,279 --> 00:21:00,460 Why? I think I left it there when I was wasted, man. 431 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,619 I looked everywhere else. 432 00:21:02,059 --> 00:21:04,799 Oh, we could just go back to the room, man, and grab my wallet. 433 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,460 It's much easier if we just do that. 434 00:21:07,659 --> 00:21:09,079 -No, no. -Fuck that. 435 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:10,980 I need my wallet and my phone. 436 00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:13,279 Don't think I forgot about our deal, man. 437 00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:14,879 Buying you breakfast is just the start. 438 00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:19,819 Besides, even if my mom doesn't have the wallet, she always has a nice spread. 439 00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:21,059 What? 440 00:21:21,059 --> 00:21:22,059 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 441 00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:24,279 Food, guy. 442 00:21:24,599 --> 00:21:26,180 -Breakfast. -What? -Come on. 443 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:30,879 You know my mom, man. She always has the ripest melons, sticky buns. 444 00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:33,019 It's just amazing. 445 00:21:33,819 --> 00:21:34,819 She, uh... 446 00:21:34,819 --> 00:21:35,819 She always brings it. 447 00:21:37,419 --> 00:21:38,419 Fine, dude. 448 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,960 Just find it quick, please. 449 00:21:42,349 --> 00:21:45,230 I forget about how much of a bitch you turn into when you're hungry. 450 00:22:18,809 --> 00:22:19,809 Oh. 451 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:21,490 -Hi, Brandon. -Hi, Mrs. Reese. 452 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:23,350 Holly. 453 00:22:23,450 --> 00:22:24,450 You've seen me naked. 454 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,509 You can call me Holly. 455 00:22:25,569 --> 00:22:27,809 -No, I... -I didn't... 456 00:22:27,809 --> 00:22:29,210 -Uh, no... -Yes, you did. 457 00:22:29,529 --> 00:22:30,529 Right. 458 00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:31,970 Yes, ma'am. 459 00:22:32,630 --> 00:22:33,789 There's nothing wrong with that. 460 00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:35,190 -I know. -I know that. 461 00:22:35,309 --> 00:22:37,450 I... I was... 462 00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:39,110 I should go. 463 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:40,110 I'm just waiting for Anthony. 464 00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:43,970 -So... -Uh, okay. 465 00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:46,029 You know, maybe I... 466 00:22:46,029 --> 00:22:47,990 -I'm gonna get going. -I, um... 467 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:56,360 That was wrong. 468 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,280 Right, that was nice. 469 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:04,900 I just got divorced and my hormones are all over the place. 470 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:06,420 I'm probably not very stable right now. 471 00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:07,420 Right, I understand. 472 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 I'm not crazy. 473 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,759 No, no, I didn't even think that. 474 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,480 Do you have a phone? 475 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,160 Yeah, yeah. 476 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,600 I need to make a call. 477 00:23:21,259 --> 00:23:22,440 I should've, maybe I should've... 478 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,480 Okay. 479 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,019 It's called sexting, right? 480 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,350 Oh, hey, Mom. 481 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,950 Did you get your rocks off yet from the cooter? 482 00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:43,230 Because you're gay now? 483 00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:44,890 What is wrong with you? 484 00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:46,930 Whoa, sorry, Mom. 485 00:23:47,030 --> 00:23:49,090 We wouldn't want to disturb you from flicking your bead. 486 00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:50,910 Got the keys. 487 00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:51,970 Let's roll. 488 00:23:57,349 --> 00:23:58,730 I'm sorry, man. 489 00:24:01,109 --> 00:24:02,109 It's just... 490 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,250 I still can't get over it, man. 491 00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:05,909 It's not normal, right? 492 00:24:06,349 --> 00:24:07,349 I mean, she was... 493 00:24:07,349 --> 00:24:10,369 She was sitting there just ready to take it with a whip. 494 00:24:10,969 --> 00:24:12,129 That is weird. 495 00:24:12,629 --> 00:24:13,629 Am I right? 496 00:24:14,689 --> 00:24:15,689 You know what I'm saying? 497 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,049 What, are you having a seizure or what? 498 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:22,089 Dude, stop being such a dick to your mom. 499 00:24:22,289 --> 00:24:24,189 Dude, easy, all right? 500 00:24:24,289 --> 00:24:26,909 She was totally less than with your mom, so... 501 00:24:26,909 --> 00:24:29,969 Dude, they're just, you know, confused or something. 502 00:24:30,230 --> 00:24:32,209 It's the divorce and everything. 503 00:24:32,490 --> 00:24:35,429 Listen, Dr. Phil, I don't need the-by-play, all right? 504 00:24:35,449 --> 00:24:40,730 I appreciate it, but don't start siding with my mom, all right? 505 00:24:40,990 --> 00:24:41,990 Ow! 506 00:24:41,990 --> 00:24:43,769 Dude, come on, drive straight. 507 00:24:43,809 --> 00:24:44,809 All right, all right, all right. 508 00:24:44,809 --> 00:24:46,269 -I just don't... -Jesus Christ. 509 00:24:46,430 --> 00:24:50,169 I'm sorry. Dude, people are gonna think you're sucking my dick, dude. 510 00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:52,089 Just drive straight. Here, let me get it. 511 00:24:52,089 --> 00:24:53,089 -I got it. -Grab the whip. 512 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:56,799 Grab the wheel. 513 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,880 What are you doing? 514 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,080 -Got it. -Get the bomb. 515 00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:00,220 Come on. 516 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,160 -Got it. -All right, dude. -Oh, my. 517 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,740 Those are some nice titties, dude. 518 00:25:07,580 --> 00:25:08,580 Hold up. 519 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,259 Wow. 520 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,360 Look at that ass. 521 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,400 Oh, my God. 522 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,840 I would lick that ass clean. 523 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,080 Dude, I am an ass man. 524 00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:17,960 It is official. 525 00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:19,299 Yeah. 526 00:25:19,299 --> 00:25:20,319 You like dirt? 527 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:21,700 You like dirt? 528 00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:25,700 How did you get such a good shot through that hole? 529 00:25:26,039 --> 00:25:27,039 Uh... 530 00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:31,440 I mean, because that chode monkey Brent does not deserve tail like this. 531 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:32,460 Yes. 532 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:33,460 Yeah. 533 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,279 -I know, right? -That's why I got it. 534 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:36,660 Just a couple weeks ago. 535 00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:38,319 Incoming call. 536 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:39,980 Dude, don't. 537 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,039 It's not funny. 538 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,319 You talk dirty to me. 539 00:25:43,519 --> 00:25:44,519 Oh, okay. 540 00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:45,620 Excellent. 541 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:46,740 Multiple women. 542 00:25:46,819 --> 00:25:49,259 -Yeah. -Yeah, we can do that. Lesbians? 543 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:51,860 Absolutely. 544 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,400 Um... 545 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,400 Send them over. 546 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:55,940 We'll be ready. 547 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,180 Okay. 548 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,180 I'll talk to you soon. 549 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,340 Later. Who was that? Nate and Ross want us 550 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,940 to play wingman for their little MILF quest. 551 00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:04,100 I told them you'd be cool with it. 552 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,200 Sure. 553 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,039 Oh, my God. 554 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,160 Seriously, though? 555 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:09,660 That is a hot little number. 556 00:26:31,079 --> 00:26:33,559 Welcome to the Motherlode, boys! 557 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:39,279 Hello, darling, can I top you up? 558 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,319 Hey, you guys sure you don't want in on this bet? 559 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:49,019 Yeah, I'm sure Man, I don't have a prescription for Viagra. 560 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,900 These chicks don't want anything to do with 561 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:54,120 me Anyway, I still gotta make up stuff to you. 562 00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,220 Why what do you do? 563 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,640 bangas mom Come on, whatever man. 564 00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:02,500 Just just let's just say I screwed up and I owe it to 565 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:06,480 Brandon Whatever you need man, if you need a drink, it's on me. 566 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,880 Whatever you want, man Just have our new guys just wingman for Ross. 567 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:12,360 -Yeah, come on, man. -Let's go. 568 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,440 Let's go 569 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,140 And now we wanna speak, and now we're gonna play 570 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:26,880 And now we wanna talk, and now we love each other 571 00:27:34,799 --> 00:27:37,159 Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. 572 00:27:40,599 --> 00:27:42,000 -Hi! -How you doing? 573 00:27:42,679 --> 00:27:43,679 You're here? 574 00:27:44,859 --> 00:27:45,859 Is that Tom Collins? 575 00:27:46,259 --> 00:27:48,819 You, uh, sure you don't want to trade up to a... 576 00:27:48,819 --> 00:27:49,939 newer model? 577 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:51,419 Yeah? 578 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:52,839 Awesome. 579 00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:57,700 Well, run away, little boy. 580 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,100 I dated guys older than you when I was in high school. 581 00:28:02,519 --> 00:28:03,519 Bye. 582 00:28:04,340 --> 00:28:05,340 What? 583 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,500 Let's go. 584 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:15,000 ♪ 585 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,000 What do these wrinkle dicks have that we don't? 586 00:28:18,559 --> 00:28:22,799 Yeah, well, they have jobs and cars and money. 587 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,440 Mm. 588 00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:25,559 Money. 589 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:38,500 ♪ 590 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:43,750 ♪ 591 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,500 ♪ 592 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,140 I saw you out there on the dance floor. 593 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,440 Are you gonna hurt me? 594 00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:08,259 Now you say ah. 595 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,360 -Ah. -Ah. 596 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,840 Ah. Ah. Ah. 597 00:29:17,299 --> 00:29:18,299 Hi. 598 00:29:18,899 --> 00:29:19,899 Cough. 599 00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:21,799 Cough! Haven't you ever been to the doctor? 600 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,960 Cough! 601 00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:24,039 -Cough! -Cough! 602 00:29:26,319 --> 00:29:27,319 You'll do. 603 00:29:27,779 --> 00:29:28,779 Huh. 604 00:29:28,779 --> 00:29:29,779 Yeah. 605 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:30,940 Shut up. 606 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:36,309 I told her, look, you got to just swallow that thing, you know? 607 00:29:36,569 --> 00:29:37,930 Hey, do you want to get out there and dance? 608 00:29:38,049 --> 00:29:39,049 Do you want to get out there? 609 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:40,950 -Like, look at that. -Oh, no, man. 610 00:29:41,190 --> 00:29:42,470 Wingman for Ross is impossible. 611 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,490 Guys, guys, guys, guys. 612 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,150 -I've got one. -I've got one. 613 00:29:45,230 --> 00:29:46,990 -Come on. -I think she's a dude. 614 00:29:47,109 --> 00:29:48,109 Come on. 615 00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:49,369 Guys, guys, guys, guys. 616 00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:51,369 Guys, guys, guys. Come on. I need one of 617 00:29:51,369 --> 00:29:52,950 you guys to drive us home to her place, OK? 618 00:29:53,069 --> 00:29:54,069 We've both had too many. 619 00:29:54,150 --> 00:29:56,349 -No way. -Come on. -You know what? 620 00:29:56,549 --> 00:29:58,130 -No, no. -No. -I'll drive you guys. 621 00:29:58,269 --> 00:30:01,529 Let's go. You and Nate can go back together. 622 00:30:01,970 --> 00:30:04,369 Are you sure? It might be a while, actually, by the looks of that. 623 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:05,570 But, yeah. 624 00:30:05,809 --> 00:30:07,089 -Yeah. -It'll be fine, dude. 625 00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:08,130 -It'll be fine. -Come on. 626 00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:09,269 -You sure? -Come on. 627 00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:11,089 Stop wasting time. I'll just stay here. Come on. 628 00:30:11,130 --> 00:30:12,130 Just drive us home. 629 00:30:13,789 --> 00:30:14,789 All right. 630 00:30:14,849 --> 00:30:15,849 Good job. 631 00:30:28,349 --> 00:30:29,569 Hey, man, I'm gonna go. 632 00:30:29,589 --> 00:30:30,589 No. 633 00:30:30,589 --> 00:30:32,429 -No, no, no, no, no. -Don't go, man. 634 00:30:32,689 --> 00:30:34,269 She carries the crap out of me, all right? 635 00:30:34,369 --> 00:30:35,609 Real serial killer shit. 636 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,250 Well, let's fucking leave. 637 00:30:37,309 --> 00:30:38,609 No, man. 638 00:30:39,369 --> 00:30:40,509 I'm getting laid. 639 00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:42,709 Awesome. 640 00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:43,809 Stay here. 641 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:53,000 ♪ 642 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:56,369 You want a cookie, little boy? 643 00:30:58,049 --> 00:30:59,170 Because I want a cock. 644 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:00,509 Strip. 645 00:31:00,829 --> 00:31:01,829 Strip. 646 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,829 Oh, Jesus Christ! 647 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,700 ♪ 648 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:20,700 Did you know I'm a yogi? 649 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,660 No, I did not, but that's awesome. 650 00:31:26,299 --> 00:31:28,799 It's a very spiritual lifestyle. 651 00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:30,740 Sure it is. 652 00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:33,460 I take it very seriously. 653 00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:35,759 So you should. 654 00:31:35,819 --> 00:31:38,019 Like choosing partners to make love with. 655 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,640 Oh. 656 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,540 Come on, I'm getting you up, come on, come on. 657 00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:46,200 -Give me a big hug. -I love you. 658 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,759 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 659 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:51,180 You're fake. 660 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,080 Make me squirt. 661 00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:54,700 -I'm squirting. -Make me squirt. 662 00:31:54,940 --> 00:31:55,940 I'm squirting. 663 00:31:56,060 --> 00:31:57,200 -I'm squirting. -I'm squirting. 664 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,320 Oh. 665 00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,320 Oh. 666 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,720 -Oh. -Oh. -You 667 00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:03,840 -like it? -Oh, yeah. 668 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,280 Oh. 669 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,400 -Oh. -Oh. 670 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,480 Yeah. 671 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:08,759 Suck it. 672 00:32:08,759 --> 00:32:09,759 Suck it. 673 00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:11,200 -Oh. -Suck it. 674 00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:12,900 -Suck it. Suck it. -Suck it. 675 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:14,140 Oh. 676 00:32:14,259 --> 00:32:15,259 Oh. 677 00:32:15,259 --> 00:32:16,259 Oh. 678 00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:17,820 -Oh. -Oh. -Oh. -Oh. Oh. -Oh. 679 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:19,900 I love you. 680 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,460 I love you more. 681 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,500 I love Santa. 682 00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:23,600 I love Santa. 683 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:24,900 I'm making you cream. 684 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,220 -Oh. -Oh. -Could you please knock 685 00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:31,040 off the fucking, um, uh. 686 00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:32,660 You're a new one. 687 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,460 Look here, brah. 688 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,480 Every damn night it's the same routine. 689 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,900 I can't sleep. 690 00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:43,440 My girl can't sleep the whole damn first floor trying to sleep. 691 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,360 And every night, she's so damn loud, it sounds like somebody getting murdered. 692 00:32:47,940 --> 00:32:48,940 Cabrones. 693 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,280 Somebody got to tell that bitch people can't sleep when you're always fucking. 694 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,800 I'll tell her. 695 00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:55,820 I'm down. 696 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,080 I'm down. 697 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,560 Bitch, you got to shut the fuck up. 698 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:00,860 -I love you. -I love you. 699 00:33:01,019 --> 00:33:02,019 I love you. 700 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,160 I love you. 701 00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:04,220 Oh, my gosh. 702 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,660 Oh, snap! 703 00:33:09,450 --> 00:33:12,470 What the hell? Oh my God, that was intense. 704 00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:13,890 Dude, let's get out of here. 705 00:33:13,910 --> 00:33:14,910 All right, all right, all right, all right. 706 00:33:15,350 --> 00:33:18,269 Oh, mm, yeah, it feels good. 707 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:23,809 Mm, mm, mm, oh, it feels like you've got four hands. 708 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:26,990 Just go with it. 709 00:33:27,970 --> 00:33:31,150 Feel the warmth as the three energies become entwined. 710 00:33:31,529 --> 00:33:34,850 Oh, yeah, mm, whoa, 711 00:33:35,509 --> 00:33:38,029 mm, mm, mm. 712 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,350 What the hell? 713 00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:42,950 ♪ 714 00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:44,789 and husband. 715 00:33:44,870 --> 00:33:45,788 Amir, I 716 00:33:45,789 --> 00:33:46,990 ♪ 717 00:33:47,589 --> 00:33:48,589 husband. 718 00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:50,090 You know, it's getting late. 719 00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:52,289 Oh, look at the time, huh, you know, maybe I should get. 720 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:54,610 Do not lose the energy of the moment. 721 00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:57,990 This moment is special. 722 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:03,650 Look, I really should be going, you know. 723 00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:06,569 Get out your hair and things, you know. 724 00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:10,250 You are on a sexual journey, are you not? 725 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:11,650 Well, yeah. 726 00:34:11,769 --> 00:34:14,409 And we are here to help you on your way. 727 00:34:15,610 --> 00:34:16,610 Oh. 728 00:34:16,849 --> 00:34:17,849 Okay. 729 00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:22,750 Well, how long does this send-off take? 730 00:34:24,070 --> 00:34:25,070 Depends. 731 00:34:25,409 --> 00:34:27,289 Usually four or five hours. 732 00:34:28,349 --> 00:34:29,469 Oh, shit! 733 00:35:01,739 --> 00:35:02,739 Dude! 734 00:35:04,989 --> 00:35:05,989 What? 735 00:35:06,150 --> 00:35:08,069 Ross sent a video of himself getting laid last night. 736 00:35:09,789 --> 00:35:10,789 All right. 737 00:35:10,849 --> 00:35:12,169 -Check this out. -No, let me see. 738 00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:15,089 Oh, my God. 739 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:16,250 He did. 740 00:35:21,599 --> 00:35:24,500 Dude, if I didn't know Ross, I'd totally jerk off to this. 741 00:35:25,579 --> 00:35:28,119 But, I mean, actually, if I... 742 00:35:28,119 --> 00:35:29,739 I mean, it could work. 743 00:35:29,839 --> 00:35:30,839 It's gross, man. 744 00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:32,880 Aw, come on. 745 00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:36,960 Dude, if you didn't know either party, this would totally be porn. 746 00:35:37,279 --> 00:35:38,279 Okay. 747 00:35:38,639 --> 00:35:42,000 Oh, and don't think I forgot about your secret lady. 748 00:35:43,259 --> 00:35:45,019 I don't have a secret lady, dude. 749 00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:46,599 I just wanted to tell you. 750 00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:47,940 Okay, fine. 751 00:35:48,559 --> 00:35:53,519 Honesty is not the most important thing to me in a best friendship. 752 00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:58,720 Come on, come on, come on, come on. Okay. 753 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,800 Okay, all right, fine. 754 00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:06,180 You remember the other night at your mom's house? 755 00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:07,820 Yeah. 756 00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:09,140 Yeah. 757 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,400 This is funny. 758 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:17,380 Do you, do you, do you remember what you said to me about, you know, that? 759 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:20,700 Hold on, I gotta, I gotta take this. 760 00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:24,280 -Mom. -Come on. 761 00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:29,580 No, I cannot go to lunch 762 00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:31,440 with you, I have class. 763 00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:36,780 Do you ever wish that we went to school further away from our mom? 764 00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:39,140 Sure. 765 00:36:41,550 --> 00:36:46,230 I gotta go to Women's Lit with Nate and Ross. 766 00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:52,130 And, dude, I still, I can't believe you didn't take that class with us. 767 00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:55,430 You two jerk-offs took the last three spots, you know that. 768 00:36:56,210 --> 00:37:00,450 Hey, no, I, you, yeah. 769 00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:02,670 I'll check you later, man. 770 00:37:22,009 --> 00:37:23,009 okay 771 00:37:25,789 --> 00:37:27,349 testing one two three 772 00:37:33,470 --> 00:37:34,470 Oh 773 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,300 Oh 774 00:37:46,709 --> 00:37:47,709 Oh 775 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,050 Oh. 776 00:37:53,650 --> 00:37:54,650 Oh 777 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:05,340 Um, I just came to apologize. 778 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,239 That was... 779 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:12,199 My therapist said that I should do something impulsive, but that was just... 780 00:38:12,659 --> 00:38:13,659 Weird. 781 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:15,679 Yeah, definitely weird. 782 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,800 Like, psycho. 783 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,840 Psycho. 784 00:38:20,219 --> 00:38:21,360 Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee. 785 00:38:22,179 --> 00:38:24,400 So, um, that's it. 786 00:38:24,639 --> 00:38:25,639 I'm... 787 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,760 Ah. 788 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,159 Ah, shit! 789 00:38:28,659 --> 00:38:29,860 So, sorry, Mrs. Reese. 790 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,579 -Are you okay? -Oh, I'm fine. 791 00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:34,119 No, I was gonna have that done anyway, so... 792 00:38:34,119 --> 00:38:35,699 -That's good. -I don't have to. 793 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:39,539 Um, you wanna try that again? 794 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:43,400 Oh, sorry, um, I meant, I meant Holly this time. 795 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,539 No, I meant... 796 00:38:46,539 --> 00:38:47,539 The kiss? 797 00:38:47,639 --> 00:38:48,639 Yeah. 798 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:49,860 Okay. 799 00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:58,809 Dude, you're such a liar. 800 00:38:59,210 --> 00:39:02,949 Dude, I totally nailed that yoga lady three ways to Sunday, okay? 801 00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:04,230 And it was just her, right? 802 00:39:04,269 --> 00:39:06,650 There wasn't anyone else there, not like another dude or anything, okay? 803 00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:07,650 Just in case you're thinking. 804 00:39:08,670 --> 00:39:09,670 Huh? 805 00:39:09,789 --> 00:39:10,789 Come on, what do you want, proof? 806 00:39:10,869 --> 00:39:11,949 Hell yes, I want proof. 807 00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:14,909 What are you boners doing here? 808 00:39:14,909 --> 00:39:15,909 Class was canceled. 809 00:39:15,949 --> 00:39:16,949 Oh, wicked. 810 00:39:17,089 --> 00:39:18,190 Yeah, yeah, there was a note on the door. 811 00:39:18,509 --> 00:39:19,509 Lepto-something. 812 00:39:19,549 --> 00:39:20,549 Sounds gross. 813 00:39:20,549 --> 00:39:22,269 Shut up, Anthony, we need a ruling, okay? 814 00:39:22,670 --> 00:39:24,929 Cockface over here won't give me credit for 815 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:28,630 nailing the yoga lady and only the yoga lady last night. 816 00:39:28,690 --> 00:39:29,690 No video, no credit. 817 00:39:29,769 --> 00:39:30,889 How was I supposed to get a video? 818 00:39:30,989 --> 00:39:31,989 I was between two bodies. 819 00:39:33,889 --> 00:39:35,569 Okay, not her husband's, all right? 820 00:39:37,289 --> 00:39:38,849 You know what, forget about it, okay? 821 00:39:38,949 --> 00:39:40,769 Look, I lied, okay? 822 00:39:40,949 --> 00:39:41,969 I lied, yeah. 823 00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:43,230 I couldn't seal the deal. 824 00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:45,589 Uh-huh, yeah. 825 00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:46,630 Nailed her, huh? 826 00:39:46,849 --> 00:39:47,849 That's right. 827 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:51,409 With her friend or... 828 00:39:51,409 --> 00:39:53,389 Okay, all right, look, there was someone 829 00:39:53,389 --> 00:39:55,449 else there, but it was a girl, all right? 830 00:39:57,630 --> 00:39:58,929 Oh, my God. 831 00:40:00,989 --> 00:40:02,650 Her husband got on it, too, didn't he? 832 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:04,569 That's why you're so damn embarrassed. 833 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:05,969 You had a devil's three-way. 834 00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:07,230 Homo. 835 00:40:07,449 --> 00:40:10,230 No, okay, there was... 836 00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:11,809 All right, there was another girl there, 837 00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:14,089 but she had boobs and not a penis, all right? 838 00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:17,029 Okay, she had a vagina, and it was warm, and it was soft, and it was... 839 00:40:17,029 --> 00:40:18,029 Stop laughing. 840 00:40:18,130 --> 00:40:20,009 I am not homo, okay? 841 00:40:20,190 --> 00:40:22,230 I did not have a devil's three-way, I did not. 842 00:40:22,230 --> 00:40:24,130 Well, not completely. 843 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,289 I'm gonna give it to him. 844 00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:30,830 Look, he's embarrassed, the poor sap. 845 00:40:30,870 --> 00:40:31,910 I mean, fine, whatever. 846 00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:33,090 That's only one, all right? 847 00:40:33,110 --> 00:40:35,690 You don't get a bonus because you had some freaky dude in there with you, too. 848 00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:36,710 Shut up, asshole. 849 00:40:39,130 --> 00:40:41,650 You guys are morons. 850 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:43,890 I'm gonna go to the dorm and crash. 851 00:40:44,530 --> 00:40:45,530 Later, guys. 852 00:40:45,550 --> 00:40:46,670 All right, see you, man. Rest up. 853 00:40:47,110 --> 00:40:48,110 You're gonna need it. 854 00:40:49,070 --> 00:40:50,070 What? 855 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,800 What? 856 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:03,860 Hold on, hold on. 857 00:41:05,059 --> 00:41:06,139 I think this will fit. 858 00:41:07,519 --> 00:41:08,559 What is it? 859 00:41:09,019 --> 00:41:10,320 It's a... 860 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,220 It's for your... 861 00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:13,460 It'll make you last longer. 862 00:41:16,570 --> 00:41:18,150 See, just like a little inner tube. 863 00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:22,150 Remember when we all went camping up at Lake Hemet? 864 00:41:22,650 --> 00:41:24,170 You and Anthony had inner tubes. 865 00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:25,910 Oh, yeah, okay. 866 00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:28,010 How about we make a little deal? 867 00:41:28,789 --> 00:41:32,950 I won't call you Mrs. Reese anymore if you don't bring up 868 00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:35,510 stories of my childhood while you're putting a Cochrane on me. 869 00:41:36,590 --> 00:41:37,970 Is that a deal? 870 00:41:38,050 --> 00:41:39,050 Okay. 871 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:40,130 Hey, thank you. 872 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:46,000 ♪ 873 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:00,750 Oh! 874 00:42:00,869 --> 00:42:01,869 Oh! 875 00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:03,150 Oh! 876 00:42:03,170 --> 00:42:04,170 Oh! Oh! Oh! 877 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:12,500 ♪ 878 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,239 -Oh! -Woo! 879 00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:17,599 Ha! 880 00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:18,719 Woo! 881 00:42:20,449 --> 00:42:21,449 Uhh. 882 00:42:21,769 --> 00:42:22,769 I'm ok. 883 00:42:22,769 --> 00:42:24,069 -What? -I'm ok. -No! 884 00:42:24,230 --> 00:42:25,230 No! 885 00:42:26,109 --> 00:42:27,109 Fucking wet. 886 00:42:27,529 --> 00:42:28,529 Oh, my God. 887 00:42:33,839 --> 00:42:37,179 Oh God, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, oh God. 888 00:42:37,839 --> 00:42:40,039 Don't come, Brandon, don't come. 889 00:42:41,199 --> 00:42:42,699 Don't come, don't come. 890 00:42:42,940 --> 00:42:43,940 Hold the car. 891 00:42:49,669 --> 00:42:50,909 Oh, no! 892 00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:54,710 Oh god! 893 00:42:54,949 --> 00:42:56,710 This is when I need the morning after pill! 894 00:43:03,119 --> 00:43:05,259 I'll never ask a girl to do it again. 895 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000 ♪ 896 00:43:11,349 --> 00:43:12,389 That's great. 897 00:43:13,289 --> 00:43:16,589 So, um, what now? 898 00:43:17,449 --> 00:43:18,449 Oh, don't worry. 899 00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:19,849 You don't have to buy me breakfast afterwards. 900 00:43:23,349 --> 00:43:24,589 I'm just gonna go. 901 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:25,750 Thanks. 902 00:43:32,869 --> 00:43:34,769 Dude, I think Brent is melting. 903 00:43:40,449 --> 00:43:42,589 Cool, finally set it up. 904 00:43:49,929 --> 00:43:50,929 Okay. 905 00:43:51,989 --> 00:43:53,369 Testing, one, two, three. 906 00:43:53,649 --> 00:43:54,649 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 907 00:43:56,710 --> 00:43:57,970 -Yes! -Yes! 908 00:43:58,350 --> 00:43:59,870 Brie, you are the man. 909 00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,130 You are... 910 00:44:12,379 --> 00:44:18,359 Brandon, the dog, my dog, my dog. 911 00:44:22,070 --> 00:44:23,070 She's hot. 912 00:44:24,289 --> 00:44:25,289 She's blonde. 913 00:44:28,470 --> 00:44:30,269 Hmm, maybe a little privacy. 914 00:44:34,129 --> 00:44:36,369 Okay, don't mind me. 915 00:44:37,429 --> 00:44:39,610 I will just be right back. 916 00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:48,860 Okay. 917 00:44:54,019 --> 00:44:55,599 She knows exactly what she's doing. 918 00:45:03,630 --> 00:45:04,630 Do it! 919 00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:20,900 Oh, God. 920 00:45:23,199 --> 00:45:24,460 I'm hungry 921 00:45:31,919 --> 00:45:34,199 Okay, that's gonna require much more therapy. 922 00:45:34,739 --> 00:45:36,379 I'm gonna have to drink a lot tonight if 923 00:45:36,379 --> 00:45:37,980 I'm ever gonna get that image out of my brain. 924 00:45:38,699 --> 00:45:39,739 If it's even possible. 925 00:45:40,539 --> 00:45:41,879 But thank you, you were awesome. 926 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:43,859 I haven't felt that way since I was in college. 927 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,000 ♪ 928 00:46:12,730 --> 00:46:15,030 Alex, uh, hey. 929 00:46:16,630 --> 00:46:19,969 Oh, Mr. Blake, the perv poet. 930 00:46:21,050 --> 00:46:23,130 Are you here to compliment my scarf again? 931 00:46:24,230 --> 00:46:25,730 Actually, I came over here to apologize. 932 00:46:26,789 --> 00:46:29,630 It was inappropriate of me to let you stand there exposed. 933 00:46:29,889 --> 00:46:32,969 I should have been more tactful and controlled the situation. 934 00:46:33,769 --> 00:46:34,769 Really? 935 00:46:34,909 --> 00:46:36,329 And how would you have done that? 936 00:46:45,550 --> 00:46:46,730 Something like that. 937 00:46:49,449 --> 00:46:50,449 Oh, excuse me. 938 00:46:56,630 --> 00:46:59,909 Anyway, I got to get going, so I'll see you around. 939 00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:01,510 OK. 940 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:07,000 ♪ 941 00:47:14,269 --> 00:47:15,549 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah, sure, guys. 942 00:47:15,589 --> 00:47:16,909 -Help yourself. -Don't worry about it. 943 00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:18,949 -Oh, cheers. -Thanks. -It won't break it. 944 00:47:19,029 --> 00:47:20,029 We'll turn it good as new. 945 00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:22,429 You know, last time you said that I had to buy a new game console. 946 00:47:23,110 --> 00:47:24,190 And what do you need this for, anyways? 947 00:47:24,210 --> 00:47:27,489 What are you doing? We are taking things, my friend, to the next level. 948 00:47:28,069 --> 00:47:29,069 MILFs! 949 00:47:29,110 --> 00:47:30,110 Oh, yeah! 950 00:47:30,110 --> 00:47:31,110 Whoo! 951 00:47:32,130 --> 00:47:37,489 Yeah, if we get footage of us partying with these MILFs, we will be heroes. 952 00:47:39,650 --> 00:47:40,650 It's okay, all right? 953 00:47:41,630 --> 00:47:43,009 I know the ladies will want what I've got. 954 00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:45,230 Him, on the other hand, video's the only 955 00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:46,489 way to make sure he's not making things up. 956 00:47:46,650 --> 00:47:48,230 -Oh, yeah. -You like that, don't you? 957 00:47:48,329 --> 00:47:50,150 -Oh, yeah! -Yeah, now what, man? 958 00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:51,449 -Give me that. -Oh, come on, man. 959 00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:52,849 Christ. Alan, just give me back my shit. 960 00:47:53,029 --> 00:47:54,029 I'm calm. 961 00:47:54,049 --> 00:47:55,309 My cock is cool and ready. 962 00:47:55,929 --> 00:47:57,190 Hey, when are we leaving? 963 00:47:57,509 --> 00:47:58,509 Right now. 964 00:47:58,690 --> 00:48:01,509 Actually, I'm not going out with you guys tonight, so... 965 00:48:01,509 --> 00:48:02,509 What? 966 00:48:02,789 --> 00:48:03,789 What? 967 00:48:03,789 --> 00:48:06,250 He's got some new friend he's hanging out with. 968 00:48:06,730 --> 00:48:07,730 Really? 969 00:48:07,809 --> 00:48:09,089 -Serious? -Something serious. 970 00:48:09,130 --> 00:48:10,569 -Don't worry. -Who is it, you dog? 971 00:48:10,630 --> 00:48:13,230 Who is it? Oh, I bet she's that college girl. 972 00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:14,349 You know, you know. 973 00:48:14,349 --> 00:48:17,210 Yeah. You know, the one who likes to air out her nipples while she's talking. 974 00:48:17,589 --> 00:48:18,589 Come on, I want to see some of it. 975 00:48:18,690 --> 00:48:20,130 No, don't worry about it. 976 00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:22,250 Anyways, I'm out tonight, so... 977 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:24,469 Just, Anthony, can you just keep an eye on these guys? 978 00:48:25,049 --> 00:48:26,170 Leave me with them. 979 00:48:26,349 --> 00:48:27,610 I don't want them to break my stuff. 980 00:48:27,829 --> 00:48:28,829 And I don't trust you two. 981 00:48:29,670 --> 00:48:30,769 I want to, I just can't. 982 00:48:30,789 --> 00:48:31,789 Come on. 983 00:48:31,929 --> 00:48:32,929 Just keep an eye on them. 984 00:48:33,009 --> 00:48:35,089 Wait, you're going to leave me with these deviants? 985 00:48:36,549 --> 00:48:37,549 Hey, man. 986 00:48:37,730 --> 00:48:38,730 I'll see you later, though. 987 00:48:40,429 --> 00:48:41,429 You... 988 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:53,060 8, 8, 3, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 989 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,960 Yeah, you still don't want to guess the song, do you? 990 00:49:00,799 --> 00:49:03,440 Okay, okay, okay, what does that say? 991 00:49:04,079 --> 00:49:05,900 Rantan, you better be getting laid. 992 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:10,099 Send to my best friend... 993 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,940 my boy. 994 00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:18,500 ♪ 995 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:23,750 ♪ 996 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,000 ♪ 997 00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:34,250 ♪ 998 00:49:35,449 --> 00:49:38,649 This one's great, you should see the size of her tits, they were massive! 999 00:49:38,989 --> 00:49:41,230 You could like wrap your whole cock around them. 1000 00:49:41,389 --> 00:49:43,869 Apparently she stuck a whole pumpkin up there once on Halloween. 1001 00:49:43,949 --> 00:49:44,949 Oh, brilliant! 1002 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,500 ♪ 1003 00:49:59,699 --> 00:50:02,259 It's like she was having a shower with my jizz. 1004 00:50:02,339 --> 00:50:04,259 She was rubbing it all over. 1005 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:10,000 ♪ 1006 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:15,250 ♪ 1007 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:30,199 Oh, you keep the detergent. 1008 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:35,500 ♪ 1009 00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:38,610 ♪ 1010 00:50:38,610 --> 00:50:40,690 ♪ 1011 00:50:40,690 --> 00:50:42,610 more, I was fucking just pounding her away. 1012 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:48,000 ♪ 1013 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:53,250 ♪ 1014 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:57,500 ♪ 1015 00:50:57,500 --> 00:51:00,420 She wanted me to stick my balls in her mouth 1016 00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:01,440 ♪ 1017 00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:03,440 -boom! -Yeah. -Oh. 1018 00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:04,940 Oh. 1019 00:51:05,179 --> 00:51:06,179 Oh. 1020 00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:07,380 Oh. 1021 00:51:08,019 --> 00:51:09,019 Oh. 1022 00:51:09,179 --> 00:51:10,219 Oh. Oh. 1023 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:15,500 ♪ 1024 00:51:15,699 --> 00:51:18,619 Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes. 1025 00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:21,839 Oh, whoa, that is nasty, man. 1026 00:51:21,839 --> 00:51:23,739 I told you, I told you. 1027 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,920 Oh, yeah, give me some. 1028 00:51:25,379 --> 00:51:27,119 Oh, look who's here. 1029 00:51:27,559 --> 00:51:28,559 Yeah. 1030 00:51:29,039 --> 00:51:30,039 What? 1031 00:51:30,599 --> 00:51:31,599 Where you been? 1032 00:51:32,379 --> 00:51:33,899 I've just been out, you know? 1033 00:51:34,679 --> 00:51:36,960 We haven't seen you in like the past couple of weeks. 1034 00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:38,399 Yeah, you've been kind of an asshole. 1035 00:51:38,899 --> 00:51:40,859 Oh, I'm sorry, man, I've just been busy. 1036 00:51:41,519 --> 00:51:44,359 I knew it, I knew this day was coming, man. 1037 00:51:44,779 --> 00:51:46,659 I knew you were gonna ditch me for some 1038 00:51:46,659 --> 00:51:49,119 chick and leave me here with these two jackasses. 1039 00:51:49,859 --> 00:51:51,539 I didn't know it was gonna be this soon, though. 1040 00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:53,139 That's not what's happening, man, I promise. 1041 00:51:53,679 --> 00:51:56,539 And besides, you said you wanted to do something for me, right? 1042 00:51:56,819 --> 00:51:59,480 Yeah, okay, man, well, tonight that 1043 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:00,819 means I want you to hang out with these two. 1044 00:52:03,359 --> 00:52:04,359 Fine. 1045 00:52:05,119 --> 00:52:06,119 Whatever, man. 1046 00:52:06,799 --> 00:52:08,599 Nate says he found a brand-new spot. 1047 00:52:09,559 --> 00:52:10,699 We're gonna go check it out. 1048 00:52:10,699 --> 00:52:14,359 Yeah, Prime Milf Real Estate. 1049 00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:15,460 Awesome. 1050 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:20,880 This is it? 1051 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000 Yeah. 1052 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,179 This is your secret spot? 1053 00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:24,380 Yeah. 1054 00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:25,400 -The market? -No. 1055 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,480 The market. 1056 00:52:28,599 --> 00:52:29,599 MILF Central. 1057 00:52:29,739 --> 00:52:33,420 Uh-huh. Check it out. All right, all right. 1058 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,500 -Let's do this. -Let's do this. 1059 00:52:34,539 --> 00:52:35,599 -Spread out. -Let's go. -Come on. 1060 00:52:35,639 --> 00:52:36,639 Well, hold on. 1061 00:52:36,659 --> 00:52:39,659 Wait a minute. I'm not in on you guys' stupid bet. 1062 00:52:39,860 --> 00:52:42,920 Who says? Come on. Through your information, maybe someone actually 1063 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,420 goes to the grocery store to get groceries and not have sex with a mom. 1064 00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:48,860 Hey, what about that one over there? 1065 00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:50,099 -Come on, Anthony. -See that one? 1066 00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:51,300 Anthony. 1067 00:52:53,410 --> 00:52:54,650 -I'll do the same. -Right there. 1068 00:52:54,769 --> 00:52:55,970 -Do it. -Do it. 1069 00:52:56,030 --> 00:52:57,030 Do it. 1070 00:52:57,030 --> 00:52:58,210 To the non-believers. 1071 00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:06,000 ♪ 1072 00:53:09,650 --> 00:53:10,910 He's doing all right. 1073 00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:13,030 Hey, is it milfed or milf? 1074 00:53:14,690 --> 00:53:15,690 Well, the plural. 1075 00:53:15,990 --> 00:53:19,110 Well, you know, like, one sheep is a sheep, and many sheep are sheep. 1076 00:53:19,210 --> 00:53:21,150 -Yes. -Is it the same rules for milf? 1077 00:53:21,610 --> 00:53:24,090 Like, a milf is a milf, and there are many milfs. 1078 00:53:24,090 --> 00:53:25,670 No, no, no. No, no, no. 1079 00:53:25,690 --> 00:53:26,690 Remember your grammar. 1080 00:53:27,210 --> 00:53:28,889 Mom, I'd like to fuck. 1081 00:53:29,329 --> 00:53:33,730 Right? Yeah. If it's plural, it can't be mom, I'd like to fucks. 1082 00:53:34,070 --> 00:53:35,389 So it must be milf. 1083 00:53:35,470 --> 00:53:36,470 It must be milf. 1084 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:37,930 Moms, I'd like to fuck. 1085 00:53:38,010 --> 00:53:39,010 So there... 1086 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:43,000 ♪ 1087 00:53:43,199 --> 00:53:45,699 I am really glad you came tonight. 1088 00:53:46,819 --> 00:53:49,919 You know, these past few months have been really tough for me. 1089 00:53:50,779 --> 00:53:54,779 I mean, with the divorce and moving and all this change. 1090 00:53:56,119 --> 00:53:59,419 But then you were there to just 1091 00:53:59,419 --> 00:54:02,699 make things sort of nicer. 1092 00:54:04,399 --> 00:54:06,539 And I'm not trying to pressure you or anything. 1093 00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:11,739 But this has been so 1094 00:54:12,379 --> 00:54:14,939 very, very special. 1095 00:54:15,739 --> 00:54:16,899 That's all I'm saying. 1096 00:54:18,139 --> 00:54:19,419 So thank you. 1097 00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:24,059 Oh, me too. 1098 00:54:33,630 --> 00:54:35,409 Thanks for helping me with all those heavy groceries. 1099 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:40,920 Come on, come on. 1100 00:54:44,630 --> 00:54:45,630 Oh shit! 1101 00:54:46,070 --> 00:54:47,090 Can you keep it down? 1102 00:54:52,410 --> 00:54:53,990 Come on! Move! 1103 00:54:54,490 --> 00:54:55,670 Yeah, come on, move! 1104 00:55:01,679 --> 00:55:02,679 Yeah. 1105 00:55:02,919 --> 00:55:03,919 Yeah. 1106 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:05,500 Yeah. 1107 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:06,719 -Oh. -Oh. 1108 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000 Oh. 1109 00:55:13,289 --> 00:55:15,329 Just give me... give me five more minutes. 1110 00:55:17,710 --> 00:55:18,710 God. 1111 00:55:19,089 --> 00:55:21,269 Can you get me a water or something? 1112 00:55:24,579 --> 00:55:26,679 You are an animal. 1113 00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:31,490 -Oh. -Are you my daddy? 1114 00:55:34,310 --> 00:55:35,310 Uh... 1115 00:55:35,769 --> 00:55:36,769 No. 1116 00:55:36,830 --> 00:55:37,830 Are you my daddy? 1117 00:55:37,910 --> 00:55:38,910 Are you my daddy? 1118 00:55:39,890 --> 00:55:41,470 Holy bird world. 1119 00:55:41,769 --> 00:55:42,769 Are you my daddy? 1120 00:55:42,810 --> 00:55:44,350 Are you my daddy? 1121 00:55:55,379 --> 00:55:57,119 What are you doing? Dude, what are you doing? 1122 00:55:57,219 --> 00:55:58,819 What the hell? Get off me! This is what it looks like. 1123 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000 This is what it looks like. 1124 00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:01,460 Go! 1125 00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:02,659 Go! 1126 00:56:02,659 --> 00:56:03,759 Go! Go! Go! Go! 1127 00:56:03,759 --> 00:56:04,759 -Go! -Go! 1128 00:56:08,849 --> 00:56:09,849 Go! 1129 00:56:14,610 --> 00:56:16,510 Looks like you guys have been having some fun, huh? 1130 00:56:17,190 --> 00:56:18,190 Retards? 1131 00:56:18,489 --> 00:56:19,489 Yeah, I guess. 1132 00:56:22,389 --> 00:56:24,949 Oh, hey, dude, guess what? 1133 00:56:25,489 --> 00:56:26,489 What? 1134 00:56:26,789 --> 00:56:27,789 My dad's in town. 1135 00:56:28,369 --> 00:56:29,389 He wants you to come to dinner. 1136 00:56:30,309 --> 00:56:31,449 Your dad's in town, really? 1137 00:56:32,210 --> 00:56:33,210 Tonight. 1138 00:56:33,230 --> 00:56:34,409 I haven't seen your dad in forever. 1139 00:56:34,549 --> 00:56:35,750 -What? -Yeah, man. 1140 00:56:36,269 --> 00:56:37,409 You should totally come. 1141 00:56:37,650 --> 00:56:40,690 Um, I actually do have a lot of tests and 1142 00:56:40,690 --> 00:56:42,110 stuff coming up, especially one tomorrow. 1143 00:56:42,349 --> 00:56:43,690 I got projects and stuff. 1144 00:56:43,769 --> 00:56:44,769 I just... 1145 00:56:44,809 --> 00:56:45,969 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1146 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:51,009 I said, I said my dad's in town, and he wants you to come to dinner. 1147 00:56:51,549 --> 00:56:52,549 Come on, man. 1148 00:56:52,549 --> 00:56:53,549 You're like family. 1149 00:56:54,049 --> 00:56:55,049 My mom's cooking. 1150 00:56:55,089 --> 00:56:56,089 You love my mom's meat. 1151 00:56:58,909 --> 00:57:00,549 Well, why don't you just... 1152 00:57:00,549 --> 00:57:02,429 Why don't you guys just hang out together or something? 1153 00:57:02,589 --> 00:57:03,589 With the divorce and everything. 1154 00:57:03,610 --> 00:57:05,630 It'd be nice, you know? 1155 00:57:06,309 --> 00:57:07,309 No. 1156 00:57:07,389 --> 00:57:08,389 No, man. 1157 00:57:08,409 --> 00:57:09,409 How weird would that be? 1158 00:57:11,009 --> 00:57:12,589 If they were... 1159 00:57:12,589 --> 00:57:13,909 No, they wouldn't last one second. 1160 00:57:14,289 --> 00:57:15,289 Just them. 1161 00:57:15,509 --> 00:57:16,509 Trust me, dude. 1162 00:57:16,509 --> 00:57:18,929 The divorce went really smooth. 1163 00:57:22,349 --> 00:57:23,429 All right, fine. 1164 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:24,949 -That's... -Yeah. -Okay. 1165 00:57:25,130 --> 00:57:26,309 -Okay, cool. -Yeah, man. 1166 00:57:26,429 --> 00:57:27,429 Yeah, that's right. 1167 00:57:27,690 --> 00:57:30,909 Dinner. I'm there for you, man. It'll be a blast in all dimensions. 1168 00:57:33,599 --> 00:57:35,539 I'm so glad everyone's here tonight. 1169 00:57:43,199 --> 00:57:46,059 I'm pretty sure my mom hasn't said three words to my dad. 1170 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,500 Really? 1171 00:57:47,539 --> 00:57:48,879 Don't worry about it, man. I'll be fine. 1172 00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:53,289 How are you, Mr. Rees? 1173 00:57:53,690 --> 00:57:55,570 Oh, I'm just wonderful. 1174 00:57:56,429 --> 00:57:57,429 And look at you. 1175 00:57:57,469 --> 00:57:59,150 A college man now. 1176 00:58:02,930 --> 00:58:06,230 I'm good, and apparently, so is my ex-wife. 1177 00:58:06,910 --> 00:58:07,910 Is that right? 1178 00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:09,850 Well, look at this place. 1179 00:58:09,910 --> 00:58:10,910 It's fabulous. 1180 00:58:11,269 --> 00:58:12,470 Everything brand new. 1181 00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:13,769 I should have gotten one myself. 1182 00:58:14,050 --> 00:58:15,050 Oh, wait. 1183 00:58:15,630 --> 00:58:17,150 I did pay for this. 1184 00:58:19,210 --> 00:58:21,030 She spared no expenses. 1185 00:58:22,110 --> 00:58:23,890 Perhaps you can get your nephew to loan 1186 00:58:23,890 --> 00:58:25,530 you a few dollars and fix up your place. 1187 00:58:27,450 --> 00:58:30,269 So, Brandon, how are you? 1188 00:58:30,910 --> 00:58:33,190 Anthony tells me you're really busy lately. 1189 00:58:34,190 --> 00:58:36,730 Uh, yeah, kind of. 1190 00:58:37,550 --> 00:58:39,170 He's been seeing someone. 1191 00:58:39,430 --> 00:58:40,430 Really? 1192 00:58:40,490 --> 00:58:41,490 Someone? 1193 00:58:44,210 --> 00:58:46,909 Well, you know, I just... 1194 00:58:46,909 --> 00:58:48,590 I still don't know who it is. 1195 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:49,650 He won't tell me. 1196 00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:51,170 I'm sure he has a good reason for that. 1197 00:58:53,610 --> 00:58:55,550 Brandon, can I give you a little advice? 1198 00:58:55,630 --> 00:58:56,630 Sure. 1199 00:58:57,190 --> 00:59:00,590 You've got to make sure you enjoy college. 1200 00:59:01,570 --> 00:59:05,349 College is a time for discovering who you are. 1201 00:59:07,090 --> 00:59:08,090 Experimenting. 1202 00:59:08,710 --> 00:59:10,650 I regret I didn't do enough of that myself. 1203 00:59:13,230 --> 00:59:14,550 Uh, thank you, sir. 1204 00:59:15,909 --> 00:59:18,070 I'm sure a lot of people have that regret, Sheldon. 1205 00:59:18,869 --> 00:59:20,469 I'm being serious, Brandon. 1206 00:59:21,210 --> 00:59:23,809 You need to keep an open mind in college. 1207 00:59:24,070 --> 00:59:27,929 I am sure that Brandon is being plenty adventurous in college. 1208 00:59:30,010 --> 00:59:34,030 Actually, Anthony over here, he's got quite the funny story about that. 1209 00:59:35,190 --> 00:59:36,190 Don't you, Anthony? 1210 00:59:36,190 --> 00:59:40,710 Remember the time that we got all adventurous at that we did? 1211 00:59:40,789 --> 00:59:42,329 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1212 00:59:42,889 --> 00:59:45,650 Well, I'm sure you two will find exactly what you're looking for. 1213 00:59:46,869 --> 00:59:48,530 Maybe it's closer than you think. 1214 00:59:48,769 --> 00:59:52,949 Or maybe it's something you never thought you'd consider. 1215 00:59:54,130 --> 00:59:55,690 But just, you know, take your time. 1216 00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:56,750 Don't rush into anything. 1217 00:59:56,969 --> 01:00:00,230 On the contrary, it's never too late to change tack. 1218 01:00:00,389 --> 01:00:01,389 Enough! 1219 01:00:01,849 --> 01:00:04,690 God, guys, can't you just go through one dinner without fighting? 1220 01:00:05,170 --> 01:00:06,969 You got divorced for a reason. 1221 01:00:08,489 --> 01:00:09,809 Brandon's not even your son. 1222 01:00:09,949 --> 01:00:11,630 I get it. He's like a brother to me. 1223 01:00:11,809 --> 01:00:13,789 Because he's a good, loyal, true friend. 1224 01:00:13,949 --> 01:00:16,070 But that doesn't mean you have to fight over him like you do me. 1225 01:00:17,869 --> 01:00:22,010 Mom, I know you guys just got divorced, but I want you to 1226 01:00:22,010 --> 01:00:24,469 know that I think it'd be good for you to get out there, you know? 1227 01:00:25,949 --> 01:00:27,130 Find that special someone. 1228 01:00:28,349 --> 01:00:29,349 Thank you, dear. 1229 01:00:30,530 --> 01:00:31,929 Oh, God, come on, Mom. 1230 01:00:31,989 --> 01:00:32,989 You're a catch. 1231 01:00:33,170 --> 01:00:35,510 You got a great house, a good job. 1232 01:00:35,969 --> 01:00:37,030 What guy wouldn't want you? 1233 01:00:37,369 --> 01:00:38,369 Am I right? 1234 01:00:38,630 --> 01:00:39,630 Yeah. 1235 01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:41,429 What guy wouldn't want you? 1236 01:00:44,070 --> 01:00:48,809 So, Mr. Reese, Anthony over here tells me that you just got back from a trip. 1237 01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:51,010 Yes, that's right. I was in Southeast Asia. 1238 01:00:51,150 --> 01:00:53,170 Oh, what part of Southeast Asia? 1239 01:00:55,130 --> 01:00:56,409 Actually, I was in Bangkok. 1240 01:00:58,369 --> 01:01:01,250 Did you travel alone or with a partner? 1241 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:02,449 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1242 01:01:02,550 --> 01:01:04,710 You went with that new recent partner, 1243 01:01:04,849 --> 01:01:06,230 the guy who invested in the house with you. 1244 01:01:06,510 --> 01:01:09,690 Oh, your new business partner, the guy you invested in the house with. 1245 01:01:10,429 --> 01:01:11,469 Would that be in Palm Springs? 1246 01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:13,710 That's correct. 1247 01:01:14,550 --> 01:01:16,230 It's really great in the Springs now. 1248 01:01:16,309 --> 01:01:17,309 You guys would love it. 1249 01:01:18,030 --> 01:01:20,190 Feel free to come by any time. 1250 01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:21,710 Okay. 1251 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:25,389 Someone pass me the salad. 1252 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:26,750 Oh, yeah, Dad. 1253 01:01:31,090 --> 01:01:32,090 Good night, boys. 1254 01:01:32,269 --> 01:01:33,269 Thanks. 1255 01:01:33,269 --> 01:01:34,269 Good night, Dad. 1256 01:01:34,289 --> 01:01:35,289 Good night. 1257 01:01:36,699 --> 01:01:38,399 -Whoa. -Oh, dude, it's Nate. 1258 01:01:39,379 --> 01:01:40,879 He says he's got an emergency, man. 1259 01:01:40,879 --> 01:01:42,319 -We gotta go. -Don't worry, man. 1260 01:01:42,319 --> 01:01:43,759 I really do have a big Econ test. 1261 01:01:43,919 --> 01:01:44,919 Just drop me off at campus. 1262 01:01:45,319 --> 01:01:46,759 Man, that's on the other side of town. 1263 01:01:46,819 --> 01:01:47,819 He's at Treasure Hall. 1264 01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:50,460 I'll take a cab, then. 1265 01:01:50,639 --> 01:01:51,639 Nonsense. 1266 01:01:51,639 --> 01:01:52,960 I'm going right by the campus. 1267 01:01:53,039 --> 01:01:54,039 I can take him. 1268 01:01:54,319 --> 01:01:57,059 Okay. Um, I guess if that's okay with you. 1269 01:01:57,239 --> 01:01:58,239 Whatever. 1270 01:01:58,739 --> 01:02:00,259 You go take care of your friends. 1271 01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:03,019 He'll be safe with me. 1272 01:02:03,919 --> 01:02:04,919 All right. 1273 01:02:05,119 --> 01:02:06,119 Thanks, Dad. 1274 01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,300 Later. 1275 01:02:13,849 --> 01:02:14,849 Shall we? 1276 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:18,300 Oh, here. 1277 01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:20,160 That door always sticks. 1278 01:02:23,809 --> 01:02:25,649 Mr. Reese, what are you doing? 1279 01:02:25,889 --> 01:02:28,829 Brandon, there's something I wanted to say to you. 1280 01:02:29,629 --> 01:02:34,149 You have to admit, there was some electricity in that room tonight. 1281 01:02:34,309 --> 01:02:35,309 Excuse me? 1282 01:02:35,849 --> 01:02:37,489 You know what I'm talking about. 1283 01:02:37,789 --> 01:02:38,789 At the table. 1284 01:02:39,829 --> 01:02:42,169 Mr. Reese, look, I'm flattered, but... 1285 01:02:42,169 --> 01:02:44,210 Do you understand what I'm trying to ask you? 1286 01:02:44,589 --> 01:02:45,589 I don't know, man. 1287 01:02:45,609 --> 01:02:48,989 What? How long have you been fucking my ex-wife? 1288 01:02:50,809 --> 01:02:51,809 What? 1289 01:02:51,829 --> 01:02:52,829 I'm not. 1290 01:02:52,829 --> 01:02:54,569 I haven't... No, we're not. Oh, please. 1291 01:02:54,869 --> 01:02:56,710 I've seen the way she's looking at you. 1292 01:02:56,929 --> 01:02:58,929 And that little game of crotch soccer. 1293 01:02:59,169 --> 01:03:01,369 That wasn't exactly her being magnanimous. 1294 01:03:01,649 --> 01:03:03,329 I'm gay, not stupid. 1295 01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:05,750 I'm sorry. 1296 01:03:07,989 --> 01:03:10,009 You don't have to apologize to me. 1297 01:03:11,549 --> 01:03:15,289 But you and Anthony have been friends for so long. 1298 01:03:15,909 --> 01:03:20,589 I want you to honestly think about what this might do to your friendship. 1299 01:03:21,689 --> 01:03:23,149 You just promise me that? 1300 01:03:24,869 --> 01:03:25,869 Yeah, I will. 1301 01:03:26,389 --> 01:03:27,649 -I will. -I know you will. 1302 01:03:30,009 --> 01:03:31,829 Now, let's get you back to school. 1303 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,200 Oh, oh, yeah. 1304 01:03:43,340 --> 01:03:44,820 Hey, is this, where's Nate? 1305 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:46,500 Are you Nate? 1306 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:47,560 Uh, yeah. 1307 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,080 Here. 1308 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:50,920 Hello? 1309 01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:51,980 Hey. 1310 01:03:52,220 --> 01:03:53,580 Jerkoff, I'm in the lobby. 1311 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:55,039 What's the emergency? 1312 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,820 Dude, I am wasted. 1313 01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:00,000 You gotta give me a ride, yeah? 1314 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:01,500 So call a cab. 1315 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,100 What do you mean, you call a cab? 1316 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,080 No, dude, you're here now. 1317 01:04:05,140 --> 01:04:06,960 Just come up and give me a ride. 1318 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:13,740 Oh, dude, I think I'm, I think I'm doing it with our physics teacher's wife. 1319 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,000 You know, Mrs. Hiller. 1320 01:04:15,019 --> 01:04:16,180 How cool is that, dude? 1321 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:18,860 Hey, buzz him up, will ya? 1322 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,039 Mr. Hiller, he's here, he's here. 1323 01:04:24,039 --> 01:04:25,039 My husband. 1324 01:04:25,380 --> 01:04:26,860 Hey, Mr. Hiller. 1325 01:04:27,519 --> 01:04:28,820 Yes, and who are you? 1326 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,420 It's, it's me, Anthony Reese. 1327 01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:35,519 I'm in your physics class in college. 1328 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,000 How nice. 1329 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,620 Good to see you, Mr. Reese. 1330 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:40,740 Hey, wait, wait, wait. 1331 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:42,800 Hey, baby. 1332 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:43,800 Hi, sweetie. 1333 01:04:44,660 --> 01:04:46,840 Oh, you're early. 1334 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,880 Did you forget about the Henderson dinner party? 1335 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,420 I must have. 1336 01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:52,360 I am so sorry, baby. 1337 01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:54,840 I better go clean up right now. 1338 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000 You wanna come with me? 1339 01:04:56,019 --> 01:04:57,320 -Oh, indeed, let's do that. -Yeah. 1340 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,940 Come on, come on, come on, come on, Jackass. 1341 01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:03,260 I'm sorry, I needed someone to post up for me. 1342 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:05,800 Did you get what you wanted, Elise? 1343 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,519 Yeah, she was a straight up freak. 1344 01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:13,280 Whoa, you should have seen the size of the man and the vest bit. 1345 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,680 I got it all on video, whoa. 1346 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:18,420 Just need to dry it off. 1347 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,500 Where's Ross? 1348 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:22,019 Last I saw, he was getting a milf of his own. 1349 01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:23,340 Oh, my God. 1350 01:05:27,099 --> 01:05:28,599 This is so good. 1351 01:05:28,799 --> 01:05:29,799 I'm almost there. 1352 01:05:30,059 --> 01:05:31,059 I'm almost there. 1353 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:32,880 Oh, yes. 1354 01:05:32,900 --> 01:05:34,079 -Boom. -Boom. -Nice. 1355 01:05:37,819 --> 01:05:41,460 -More. -Thanks. -Oh, yes. 1356 01:05:41,739 --> 01:05:42,739 Oh, yes. 1357 01:05:44,619 --> 01:05:45,619 Victoria? 1358 01:05:46,139 --> 01:05:47,239 Oh, shit. 1359 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:48,358 -911. -There 1360 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:49,559 ♪ 1361 01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:00,000 ♪ 1362 01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:05,250 ♪ 1363 01:06:06,820 --> 01:06:07,820 Morning. 1364 01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:09,340 Morning. 1365 01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:12,889 Last night was incredible. 1366 01:06:14,349 --> 01:06:15,389 You were incredible. 1367 01:06:15,809 --> 01:06:16,809 You too. 1368 01:06:22,650 --> 01:06:24,389 Who wants pancakes? 1369 01:06:25,829 --> 01:06:27,450 Anthony, what are you doing here? 1370 01:06:27,670 --> 01:06:29,349 I brought you strawberries, your favorite. 1371 01:06:30,349 --> 01:06:31,369 Thanks, Anthony. 1372 01:06:32,510 --> 01:06:33,510 Come on, Dad. 1373 01:06:33,829 --> 01:06:34,869 Don't you want your pancakes? 1374 01:06:35,349 --> 01:06:36,349 What? 1375 01:06:36,550 --> 01:06:37,550 Strawberries, honey. 1376 01:06:37,809 --> 01:06:38,809 What is this? 1377 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:45,500 ♪ 1378 01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:50,750 ♪ 1379 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:56,000 ♪ 1380 01:06:56,250 --> 01:07:01,250 ♪ 1381 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:06,500 ♪ 1382 01:07:06,750 --> 01:07:11,750 ♪ 1383 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:17,000 ♪ 1384 01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:22,250 ♪ 1385 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:27,500 ♪ 1386 01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:32,750 ♪ 1387 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:38,000 ♪ 1388 01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:42,500 ♪ 1389 01:07:54,699 --> 01:07:55,879 What the hell? 1390 01:07:58,039 --> 01:07:59,799 All right, okay, look, it fell in the hot tub. 1391 01:07:59,859 --> 01:08:01,019 It's all right, we can fix it. 1392 01:08:01,519 --> 01:08:04,719 Besides, if I don't, I didn't get credit for the last milf, so it'll be done. 1393 01:08:04,779 --> 01:08:07,239 Don't worry. Do you have any idea how much this equipment costs? 1394 01:08:08,199 --> 01:08:09,619 What happened to the second button cam? 1395 01:08:11,539 --> 01:08:12,899 Well, okay, I'm not gonna lie. 1396 01:08:14,779 --> 01:08:15,779 There was an incident. 1397 01:08:15,819 --> 01:08:16,819 You went for the crotch shots, didn't you? 1398 01:08:17,639 --> 01:08:18,639 No. 1399 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,559 Okay, yes, but it wasn't my fault. 1400 01:08:21,059 --> 01:08:23,399 Do you know there's this suction thing that- No, that's it! 1401 01:08:23,539 --> 01:08:25,220 Man, I've had it with you two and your crap. 1402 01:08:26,059 --> 01:08:28,960 All you do is take and take, and you don't even care about anyone else. 1403 01:08:31,179 --> 01:08:32,939 Why do you two jerk-offs keep looking at your phone? 1404 01:08:33,059 --> 01:08:34,639 -Milfs! -They keep texting us. 1405 01:08:34,739 --> 01:08:36,960 Me too. It's like they think we're dating or something. 1406 01:08:37,019 --> 01:08:38,880 Can you two focus, please? 1407 01:08:39,579 --> 01:08:41,380 I knew you were gonna break my stuff. 1408 01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:42,439 I knew it. 1409 01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:43,639 I let you borrow it anyway. 1410 01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:45,340 Then really, it's your fault. 1411 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:47,739 That's what I'm talking about right there, man. 1412 01:08:47,739 --> 01:08:49,539 You never take responsibility. 1413 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:53,380 You just get into all kinds of crap and expect it's gonna work out. 1414 01:08:54,539 --> 01:08:55,979 I should be embarrassed, man. 1415 01:08:56,739 --> 01:08:57,920 Ow, this is ridiculous. 1416 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:01,220 Wee assholes. 1417 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:02,840 You are. 1418 01:09:07,949 --> 01:09:09,770 Thanks for being cool about me digging out last night. 1419 01:09:11,090 --> 01:09:12,090 What happened with that? 1420 01:09:12,369 --> 01:09:13,369 Nate lied to me, man. 1421 01:09:13,890 --> 01:09:15,010 He needed someone to run interference. 1422 01:09:19,859 --> 01:09:21,839 I'm gonna ask you something about last night. 1423 01:09:22,599 --> 01:09:23,599 Sure. 1424 01:09:23,819 --> 01:09:25,139 There's a real weird vibe. 1425 01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:27,579 My parents fighting over you. 1426 01:09:32,649 --> 01:09:34,969 You don't think they're getting back together, do you? 1427 01:09:35,689 --> 01:09:39,529 I mean, because I love my dad, but I've just 1428 01:09:39,529 --> 01:09:41,969 never, ever thought that they were happy together. 1429 01:09:44,189 --> 01:09:46,869 And last night was just a reminder of all of it. 1430 01:09:50,850 --> 01:09:51,990 Who is it? 1431 01:09:53,650 --> 01:09:55,010 Guys hear us out. 1432 01:09:55,230 --> 01:09:56,230 We're done. 1433 01:09:56,230 --> 01:10:00,070 Yeah, we're through Right the bets off by one I did 1434 01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:03,050 but who cares okay, right these women They're crazy. 1435 01:10:03,329 --> 01:10:05,650 Yeah, hormonally unbalanced sexually 1436 01:10:05,650 --> 01:10:08,650 frustrated menopausal fine Congratulations. 1437 01:10:08,650 --> 01:10:10,370 Oh wait, there's more. 1438 01:10:10,470 --> 01:10:11,750 Look we need to stop them. 1439 01:10:11,870 --> 01:10:12,890 They call us 24-7. 1440 01:10:12,970 --> 01:10:14,130 They know where we live. They just won't 1441 01:10:14,130 --> 01:10:16,770 stop Yeah, I have finals in two weeks Um 1442 01:10:19,190 --> 01:10:22,070 We need your mom's house Where's that? 1443 01:10:22,150 --> 01:10:23,150 It's not to be good. 1444 01:10:23,329 --> 01:10:25,630 Look, there's no way the mills will come to a party at dorm Yeah, 1445 01:10:25,690 --> 01:10:27,970 and there's no way that people will pay for a party in the dorms. 1446 01:10:27,970 --> 01:10:30,490 Oh, hold up. Hold up back it up Why do we 1447 01:10:30,490 --> 01:10:33,350 need the mills to show up at my mom's house? 1448 01:10:33,490 --> 01:10:36,730 Okay. Think about it, right? What if they had other 1449 01:10:36,730 --> 01:10:39,410 young guys to go after right other young studs to like 1450 01:10:39,410 --> 01:10:41,930 tickle their uh, you know Then they finally stopped 1451 01:10:41,930 --> 01:10:46,990 calling us No Come on man, aren't you 1452 01:10:46,990 --> 01:10:48,070 supposed to wing man for us? 1453 01:10:48,090 --> 01:10:50,930 Come on Brandon Didn't you bequeath your debt to us? 1454 01:10:51,850 --> 01:10:55,610 Sure, then technically You owe us fine. 1455 01:10:55,670 --> 01:10:56,670 I'll do it. 1456 01:10:56,670 --> 01:10:58,670 But this officially pays off my debt. 1457 01:10:58,770 --> 01:10:59,970 Okay, great Awesome, huh? 1458 01:10:59,970 --> 01:11:03,810 Cuz we already started putting these up around campus and at the milf bar. 1459 01:11:04,310 --> 01:11:06,730 Oh my god 1460 01:11:14,850 --> 01:11:15,850 $15.00 1461 01:11:17,699 --> 01:11:18,819 Hey, stranger. 1462 01:11:19,099 --> 01:11:20,279 Hey, what's up? 1463 01:11:20,679 --> 01:11:22,279 I saw that you guys are having a house party. 1464 01:11:22,559 --> 01:11:23,559 That's pretty awesome. 1465 01:11:24,139 --> 01:11:25,760 Yeah, not made, but... 1466 01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:26,899 Oh, but are you gonna go? 1467 01:11:27,779 --> 01:11:29,139 Yes, but... 1468 01:11:29,139 --> 01:11:30,199 I think I'm gonna go, too. 1469 01:11:30,739 --> 01:11:34,159 I could use the opportunity to blow off some steam after all these tests. 1470 01:11:35,420 --> 01:11:37,199 That is, if you're gonna be having some of 1471 01:11:37,199 --> 01:11:39,739 that sweet, sweet micro-brew action going on again. 1472 01:11:40,260 --> 01:11:44,840 No, I really think it's just gonna be the regular kind of beer. 1473 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:50,739 You don't want me to come? 1474 01:11:51,380 --> 01:11:53,279 No, of course not. 1475 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,659 Great, well then I'll see you there in a few hours. 1476 01:11:56,899 --> 01:11:57,899 Great. 1477 01:11:58,239 --> 01:11:59,239 Okay, bye. 1478 01:11:59,399 --> 01:12:00,399 Bye. 1479 01:12:06,850 --> 01:12:08,970 You haven't returned any of my calls. 1480 01:12:09,530 --> 01:12:10,530 I know. 1481 01:12:10,650 --> 01:12:12,250 Look, we need to talk. 1482 01:12:14,449 --> 01:12:17,069 Mm, okay, I've heard that tongue before. 1483 01:12:17,569 --> 01:12:20,590 Look, it's been fun, right? 1484 01:12:20,649 --> 01:12:24,389 It has, but we both knew this wasn't gonna last forever. 1485 01:12:24,550 --> 01:12:28,189 I mean, I just, I really don't wanna hurt Anthony. 1486 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,220 Well, what about me? 1487 01:12:32,820 --> 01:12:34,539 Don't you care what I think? 1488 01:12:35,079 --> 01:12:36,079 Of course. 1489 01:12:36,340 --> 01:12:38,260 But Sheldon talked to you, didn't he? 1490 01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:39,880 What? 1491 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:40,880 Asshole. 1492 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:42,140 He doesn't want me to be happy. 1493 01:12:42,340 --> 01:12:43,440 -Holly. -Look. 1494 01:12:43,659 --> 01:12:46,980 Sue. You are the first person I've been attracted to since divorce. 1495 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:51,840 And what, now you're suddenly popular and you're just gonna dump me like trash? 1496 01:12:52,039 --> 01:12:53,039 -No. -No. 1497 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,000 ♪ 1498 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:08,500 ♪ 1499 01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:17,480 How's it looking? 1500 01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:19,260 Hey, so far so good. 1501 01:13:23,239 --> 01:13:26,360 Oh, oh, thank God, she's alive. 1502 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:29,840 Best way to spend the rest of the year, you know? 1503 01:13:29,940 --> 01:13:31,119 Best buds hanging out. 1504 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,520 Nice party, fellas. 1505 01:13:34,079 --> 01:13:35,079 It's not bad. 1506 01:13:37,779 --> 01:13:38,779 Oh, hey, man. 1507 01:13:39,199 --> 01:13:42,860 Um, hey, listen, you know, it was really 1508 01:13:42,860 --> 01:13:44,579 great living right next to you, you know? 1509 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:47,140 I'm sorry we didn't get to hang out more. 1510 01:13:49,279 --> 01:13:50,840 Yeah, sure, whatever. 1511 01:13:52,279 --> 01:13:53,420 What happened to your eye? 1512 01:13:55,649 --> 01:13:56,649 Thank you. 1513 01:14:01,399 --> 01:14:02,579 Now he's captain, asshole. 1514 01:14:03,839 --> 01:14:05,299 Hey, man, I'm gonna go wander around for a bit. 1515 01:14:05,359 --> 01:14:07,139 -You cool? -Oh, yeah, man, I'm cool. 1516 01:14:07,299 --> 01:14:08,439 -I'm cool. -All right. 1517 01:14:08,579 --> 01:14:09,679 -Get out there, dude. -Cool. 1518 01:14:14,330 --> 01:14:15,750 -Hey! -You made it! 1519 01:14:15,970 --> 01:14:17,910 -Yeah! -I wouldn't miss it. 1520 01:14:19,430 --> 01:14:21,829 Especially since all the cool kids are here. 1521 01:14:22,370 --> 01:14:23,470 Yeah, yeah. 1522 01:14:24,990 --> 01:14:25,990 Look at that. 1523 01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:30,640 Isn't that just silly? 1524 01:14:31,260 --> 01:14:35,180 I mean, why would you bother with someone with such a huge age gap? 1525 01:14:35,740 --> 01:14:39,280 Maybe, I don't know, maybe they just got a real connection or something. 1526 01:14:41,780 --> 01:14:44,740 So, uh, you have plans for summer? 1527 01:14:45,020 --> 01:14:46,680 Oh, um, actually I have an internship. 1528 01:14:47,140 --> 01:14:48,800 Oh, cool. Yeah, so I'm gonna be around here. 1529 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:50,240 So what about you? 1530 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:55,140 Yeah, um, I, I, uh, I just live about 20 minutes away, so, um, I, I do. 1531 01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:56,980 I'll be right here, right in this area. 1532 01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:58,520 Cool. 1533 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:01,820 Most of my friends are going home for the summer, 1534 01:15:02,060 --> 01:15:05,380 so, so, uh, I'm gonna need someone to hang out with. 1535 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:06,480 Oh, I'm gonna be here. 1536 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:08,100 Okay, I'm gonna take you up on that. 1537 01:15:08,180 --> 01:15:09,180 Okay, thank you. 1538 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:14,340 Uh, can you just excuse me just for a moment? 1539 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:15,920 Oh, sure. 1540 01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:17,440 I just have to take care of something. 1541 01:15:17,740 --> 01:15:19,360 -Okay. -Be quick. -Be quick. 1542 01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,400 -I'll be here. -Alright. -Bye. 1543 01:15:21,539 --> 01:15:22,539 Bye. 1544 01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:27,880 Hey, stud. 1545 01:15:32,050 --> 01:15:33,510 You had me worried. 1546 01:15:34,650 --> 01:15:36,829 I thought you were leaving, but you didn't. 1547 01:15:37,449 --> 01:15:39,289 I was going to, but I... 1548 01:15:39,289 --> 01:15:41,329 But you stayed. That must mean something. 1549 01:15:42,230 --> 01:15:43,270 No, it's over. 1550 01:15:43,610 --> 01:15:45,170 Seriously, I... 1551 01:15:46,650 --> 01:15:47,650 No, not yet. 1552 01:15:50,050 --> 01:15:51,470 Come on, we're all out of beer. 1553 01:15:54,060 --> 01:15:55,699 No, uh... 1554 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,000 Dude! 1555 01:16:00,079 --> 01:16:01,079 What? 1556 01:16:03,079 --> 01:16:04,239 Jesus, Mom! 1557 01:16:07,699 --> 01:16:09,439 How long's this been going on? 1558 01:16:13,649 --> 01:16:15,170 I just dashed to the dorm party. 1559 01:16:15,369 --> 01:16:16,369 What? 1560 01:16:17,349 --> 01:16:18,349 Brandon. 1561 01:16:18,509 --> 01:16:20,549 You made me feel so guilty, man. 1562 01:16:21,009 --> 01:16:22,989 And this whole time, you've been screwing my mom? 1563 01:16:23,309 --> 01:16:24,309 I'm sorry. 1564 01:16:29,020 --> 01:16:30,020 Sorry, man. 1565 01:16:33,410 --> 01:16:34,410 Yeah. 1566 01:16:39,149 --> 01:16:40,149 Anthony! 1567 01:16:43,470 --> 01:16:44,470 Hey! 1568 01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:10,100 That's me. 1569 01:17:12,799 --> 01:17:13,799 Brandon! 1570 01:17:14,619 --> 01:17:15,619 Alex! 1571 01:17:16,059 --> 01:17:17,059 No, wait! 1572 01:17:17,279 --> 01:17:18,279 Wait, Alex, wait! 1573 01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:25,600 What the hell kind of friend am I? 1574 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:27,760 I... 1575 01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:29,520 -I'm your mom. -I don't know why. 1576 01:17:29,620 --> 01:17:30,620 I'm sorry, man. 1577 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:32,480 It's not cool. 1578 01:17:32,660 --> 01:17:33,660 I'm sorry. 1579 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:39,060 And I... I let you keep thinking it was okay to 1580 01:17:39,060 --> 01:17:41,600 feel guilty about just seeing my mom naked and... 1581 01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:44,160 I don't know how we're gonna fix this, man. 1582 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:45,400 I want to. 1583 01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:47,180 -I really do. -I just don't know how. 1584 01:17:47,340 --> 01:17:49,880 And I'm really... 1585 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,560 I'm willing to do whatever it takes. 1586 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,600 Anything. 1587 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:53,600 I'll do anything. 1588 01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:55,460 Just... 1589 01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:56,460 say something. 1590 01:17:56,940 --> 01:17:57,980 -Please. -Just say anything. 1591 01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:00,780 Well, I screwed your mom, too. 1592 01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:05,859 Dude, it was like, uh... 1593 01:18:05,859 --> 01:18:07,619 -I'm sorry. -I thought you were gone. 1594 01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:08,640 I did. 1595 01:18:08,739 --> 01:18:09,819 I can't leave. 1596 01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:11,060 I'm sorry. 1597 01:18:13,020 --> 01:18:14,020 Mrs. Murphy. 1598 01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:18,300 The moment I opened that door, she was, like, possessed, man. 1599 01:18:18,380 --> 01:18:19,380 She wanted it. 1600 01:18:20,119 --> 01:18:21,119 Drop them. 1601 01:18:21,260 --> 01:18:22,260 What? 1602 01:18:22,300 --> 01:18:23,300 You heard me. 1603 01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:24,720 You got to see me. 1604 01:18:25,779 --> 01:18:26,960 Now I get to see you. 1605 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:28,960 Okay. 1606 01:18:31,159 --> 01:18:32,199 Um, yeah. 1607 01:18:37,699 --> 01:18:40,019 There was, there was no stopping her, dude. 1608 01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:43,250 Ah! 1609 01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:52,659 I'm so confused right now! 1610 01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:03,680 -Call it even? -I don't know. 1611 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,120 Yeah? 1612 01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:07,140 Call it even. 1613 01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:15,359 Can you just give us a minute? 1614 01:19:27,510 --> 01:19:28,510 About the party. 1615 01:19:29,069 --> 01:19:31,549 I'll totally reimburse any damage we caused. 1616 01:19:31,929 --> 01:19:33,109 I just came here to apologize. 1617 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:34,769 Really? 1618 01:19:43,940 --> 01:19:45,859 Look, Brandon, I'm not going to lie. 1619 01:19:45,939 --> 01:19:47,939 I think we had a really great thing going. 1620 01:19:50,859 --> 01:19:51,859 But... 1621 01:19:52,539 --> 01:19:53,539 you're right. 1622 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,319 This wasn't supposed to last forever, and after seeing 1623 01:19:57,319 --> 01:20:02,319 what it did to you and Anthony's friendship, it's best 1624 01:20:02,319 --> 01:20:04,640 that it end now, while you guys still have a chance to be friends. 1625 01:20:07,420 --> 01:20:10,880 And it would be really weird if we had a real relationship. 1626 01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,140 What if we got together? 1627 01:20:13,819 --> 01:20:15,180 You'd be Anthony's stepdad. 1628 01:20:16,860 --> 01:20:18,699 Yes, that would be weird. 1629 01:20:22,989 --> 01:20:23,989 See you around, Kit. 1630 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,000 Thank you. 1631 01:20:44,569 --> 01:20:46,090 Well, have a good summer, ladies. 1632 01:20:47,170 --> 01:20:48,170 You're still gonna be around, right? 1633 01:20:48,369 --> 01:20:49,829 Yeah, yeah, I got some units to make up. 1634 01:20:50,149 --> 01:20:51,269 -I'll be here. -You gonna be here? 1635 01:20:51,289 --> 01:20:52,289 Yeah, yeah. 1636 01:20:52,289 --> 01:20:53,529 -Cool, cool. -Go close. 1637 01:20:53,609 --> 01:20:54,769 -All right, all right. -Sweet. 1638 01:20:55,090 --> 01:20:56,090 Let me take it off. 1639 01:20:58,949 --> 01:21:00,929 Hold up, is that the Chocolate Syrup Girl? 1640 01:21:01,429 --> 01:21:02,429 Is that her? 1641 01:21:02,809 --> 01:21:04,189 Hey, Dave, check it out. 1642 01:21:07,309 --> 01:21:08,689 I can see straight down her shirt. 1643 01:21:13,899 --> 01:21:15,839 I can't believe you're still seeing her. 1644 01:21:16,519 --> 01:21:18,299 I guess I'm a romantic at heart. 1645 01:21:21,770 --> 01:21:23,170 -Peace guys. -See you later. 1646 01:21:23,529 --> 01:21:24,529 Wow. 1647 01:21:25,149 --> 01:21:26,329 Hey guys, I'm out too as well. 1648 01:21:27,390 --> 01:21:29,130 We'll see the ladies one last time before I head out of town. 1649 01:21:29,470 --> 01:21:31,470 We get one more round with the Naked Man! 1650 01:21:31,770 --> 01:21:32,770 Woohoo! 1651 01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:34,750 See you, Naked Man. 1652 01:21:34,850 --> 01:21:35,850 Later, man. 1653 01:21:39,250 --> 01:21:40,250 Just us, huh? 1654 01:21:45,279 --> 01:21:47,779 Well, that's everything. 1655 01:21:49,199 --> 01:21:50,219 Yeah, I guess so. 1656 01:21:52,079 --> 01:21:56,119 Are you gonna come by the house later or later on? 1657 01:21:57,239 --> 01:21:58,299 Yeah, probably. 1658 01:22:01,430 --> 01:22:03,909 Hey, man, I was thinking, if anybody was 1659 01:22:03,909 --> 01:22:05,869 gonna be sleeping with my mom, I'm glad it was you. 1660 01:22:06,430 --> 01:22:07,430 What the hell? 1661 01:22:07,550 --> 01:22:08,909 -Come on, man. -What? -Too soon? 1662 01:22:11,710 --> 01:22:16,230 Well, um, my dad wants to meet me for dinner, so I gotta go. 1663 01:22:17,230 --> 01:22:18,989 He's got something important to tell me. 1664 01:22:21,449 --> 01:22:22,590 I'll call you later? 1665 01:22:23,369 --> 01:22:24,369 Sure. 1666 01:22:26,649 --> 01:22:27,649 Cool. 1667 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:45,360 So, how have you been? 1668 01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:47,220 Good, good. 1669 01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:48,220 I've been good. 1670 01:22:48,460 --> 01:22:51,199 I'm just packing and I'm moving to a new apartment off campus. 1671 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:54,119 So I just came by to pick up a few of my things. 1672 01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:57,500 I didn't think you'd want to see me after the incident at the party. 1673 01:22:57,960 --> 01:22:59,539 Yeah, that was strange. 1674 01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:03,640 Yeah, but I, you know... 1675 01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:04,640 That's okay. 1676 01:23:05,060 --> 01:23:06,300 Anthony came to see me. 1677 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:07,800 He told me everything. 1678 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:09,640 He did? 1679 01:23:10,260 --> 01:23:11,260 Yeah. 1680 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:14,699 He told me that he ended up 1681 01:23:14,699 --> 01:23:18,000 dating your cousin, and he didn't 1682 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,220 tell you about it, so it ended up being weird for you and your family. 1683 01:23:20,420 --> 01:23:21,600 So, it's okay. 1684 01:23:21,659 --> 01:23:22,659 Don't worry about it. 1685 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:27,059 It's my fault too 1686 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,680 That's a nice pattern. 1687 01:23:31,940 --> 01:23:33,940 Thanks, I made it myself. 1688 01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:37,960 Brandon, is that a peephole? 1689 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:39,720 Yeah. 1690 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:44,100 It's a long story, but our neighbor moved out already, so it's fine. 1691 01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:47,420 We've got this whole place to ourselves. 1692 01:23:49,899 --> 01:23:50,899 Good 1693 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:54,500 ♪ 1694 01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,000 ♪ 1695 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:12,000 ♪ 1696 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:19,000 ♪ 1697 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:24,250 ♪ 1698 01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:29,500 ♪ 1699 01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:34,750 ♪ 1700 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:40,000 ♪ 1701 01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:45,250 ♪ 1702 01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:50,500 ♪ 1703 01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:55,750 ♪ 1704 01:24:56,000 --> 01:25:01,000 ♪ 1705 01:25:01,250 --> 01:25:06,250 ♪ 1706 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:10,500 ♪ 1707 01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:16,000 ♪ 1708 01:25:16,250 --> 01:25:21,250 ♪ 1709 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:26,500 ♪ 1710 01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:32,000 ♪ 1711 01:25:32,250 --> 01:25:35,500 ♪ 1712 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:41,000 ♪ 1713 01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:44,500 ♪ 1714 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:19,000 ♪ 1715 01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:24,000 ♪ 1716 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:34,000 ♪ 1717 01:26:34,250 --> 01:26:36,000 ♪ 1718 01:26:42,500 --> 01:26:47,500 ♪ 1719 01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:50,000 ♪ 1720 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:56,500 ♪ 1721 01:26:57,500 --> 01:27:02,500 ♪ 1722 01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:08,000 ♪ 1723 01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:13,250 ♪ 1724 01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:18,500 ♪ 1725 01:27:18,750 --> 01:27:20,500 ♪ 1726 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:28,000 ♪ 1727 01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:33,250 ♪ 1728 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:40,500 ♪ 1729 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:46,000 ♪ 1730 01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:50,000 ♪ 1731 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:55,000 ♪ 1732 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:59,500 ♪